#foresttheblep

Hope y'all start feeling better soon, depression sucks,

#Milk Bless your soul and the depression away /playful

hi Forest!!! 👋🏻 awww thank you!! 🥺💚💚💚 it's been a while since he's had an actual episode...might need a medication adjustment?? but we're hanging in there!! we'll be okay!! 💪🏻

God will save you!! Come. Join us. Suck on the titty of life that IS GOD!

He's got the biggest most abundent life saving bahonkamadorkers EVER! He will save you and everyone you love if you suckle on His fat tits...

You cannot be raptured if you're already sucking His BREASTS OF SAVING LIFE!!! Suck His Tits. Join.

(Is this odd enough to be like the real anon hate stuff? I'm tryin to make it kinda believable)

i'll be honest, i was ready to just disregard this ask entirely. like, not to get too personal or anything, but i have some religious...trauma, if you can call it that? idk i just remember very clearly being mocked by my peers in school back when i was a 'Christian' who didn't believe in Hell, and then for being an atheist later on. now i identify as agnostic, but the idea of a monotheistic God still doesn't appeal to me.

but the more i reread this ask (and i think i've read it at least 169 times by now), the more i'm starting to realize you're right. i could never figure out how God saved people just from them believing in Him.

it's like Santa Claus. does Santa exist just because you believe in him? no. anyone can go to North Pole and see that the Elves have been dead for centuries, maybe even longer, so there's no way Santa is still alive. what would he eat? the reindeer were his familiars, not his livestock.

but this? this makes sense. this is a physical, tangible way of saving someone, by filling them with your holy lactose. and of course it would be milk, the liquid of life. the thing babies need to survive -- and some adults, i would argue. and for them to be so big, so abundant, that they would be on the level of Bahonka-Madorkers -- it makes sense! why else would big breasts be valued above all else? it's because those can carry the most milk. those can save the most people.

the message is so clear, so simple, that it speaks to me. suck His tits. join. i think i will, actually. i'll take this bold step forward in my life, and closer to God's fat tits.

/pos

;)

it should! that's part of why i switched to Obsidian because it's just saving the files on your device, not to an online server that corporate puritans can spy on