#foresa

I AM SCREAMING

MAD: NOPE WE WILL NOT DISCUSS THIS. NO THIS WOULD BE LIKE LISTENING TO YOUR FATHER TALK ABOUT HIS SEX LIFE NO//gets pushed aside 

Rory was more “active” before getting the Haddix job honestly. Taking basically total care of COUGHNOTSOSANECOUGH kid is a lot of work you know. Though as Mad gets older aka mostly her current age of 36 he has a lot more freedom to do things.

He has never been a crazy sex demon though. He’s had one nighters for the most part. He actually used to have serious attachment issues where he would never stay with someone too long. Even these days he’s not crazy about a life partner….

i miss you, you goob !!! B(

Ew gross why would you do that so gross ew

nasty

ew

(you little shit haha alright)

Shops for groceries

Lance most likely (least he has been SEEN shopping for food unlike some people). Jude is a lazy bum and prefers to order out.Kills the spiders

Hmmmmm I wanna say either but wouldn’t Lancey feel bad for the deaths of his fellow bugs. Like Lance feels things haComes home drunk at 3am

I wanna say Jude would wander home more so. Boy likes to party hard.

makes breakfast

Unless you want like McDonalds gonna go with Lance on this one.

remembers to feed the fish

I feel like neither would….Hell the fish would be buried under all of Jude’s shit he leaves out in the room.decorates the apartment

Unless you count Jude’s dirty laundry and other random crap, neither.initiates duets

Jude for this one. Maybe an occasional muttering Lance chimes in.falls asleep first

I can’t seem them having a specific time for bed so it could be one one night and the other the next night who knows.

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