I cannot be trusted with a robotthing fucktoy because I will 100% scramble its brains trying to install Gentoo.
By the time I‘m done with it it‘ll be purged of corpo spyware but also kinda disabled. Can‘t do somno because I broke the sleep function (I have to do a full shut down instead). The driver settings for the gag reflex sensor will be stuck on “extreme” sensitivity. The erogenous zone simulation software I’m running is an open-sourced version that is poorly calibrated and causes random hypersensitivity. The servo controllers will be locked into low power mode, so it’s much weaker than usual and has joint pain.
And the shitty stock perception network will be replaced with a bleeding edge beta version of human consciousness upload. It’s super inefficient, though, so it’s actually like a really dumb version of whoever gets scanned in.
Where did I get a consciousness? Oh, I don’t have one yet, I’m working on it. Now hold still and ignore the electrodes I’m sticking on your head.
















