#forcerobot

You say that you wish you were taller. I tell you that oh, there’s a surgery for that, they plant steel in your bones. I assure you it’s safe. As a good friend, of course I’ll pay for it.

Then there’s a workplace accident. A weird malfunction, and you lose a couple fingers. Why go through the tediocy of relearning how to use your hand when you can just get a new mechanical one? The old one was practically useless with only two fingers anyways.

When we walk out of a bar, both completely stoned, I try to shove you

Out

Of its path. Since it was my fault we drank so much, I offered to get you a robotic leg. It’ll be stronger!

One day, when we sit together, drinking coffee I prepared you, you collapsed to the ground. I immediately call the hospital. When you wake up out of surgery, I tell you it’s too late. You had a heart attack, and it couldn’t be saved. But guess who had a spare mechanical heart for use?

Tell me that if I cut you open, I would find blood.

Go on.

You need to take it off, you’ll suffocate eventually

It’ll feel cold without it

But trust me