OS | WIRED: Autocomplete interview with Hayden Christensen.
âąWARNINGS: nothing, i think. Maybe like mentions of smoking.
Pairing: Hayden Christensen x gn! reader.
Summary: Y/n and Hayden do the WIRED:Autocomplete Interview!
A/N: I just think a lot about Hayden and I want to be in an interview with him heheh. I love him so muchhh, I wish he would know I'm alive lol. I may do it a series, idk... let me now if you guys like it enough to do more :)
âHey there guys! Iâm Hayden ChristensenâŠâ he nodded to the camera.
âAnd Iâm Y/n Y/l/n! â you waved to the camera with a smile.
âAnd we are here to do the famous âWIRED: Autocomplete interviewâ!âhe opened his arms and his palms with a defeated smile.
âLetâs see how this goes.âand you smile excitedly at the camera. When you look back at him, he was looking tense, to which you laughed. âYou ready?
âYeah, yeah, letâs do it.
Interviewer: Who is going to start?
You two looked at each other and did the little âme? no, you. ok, me.â finger movements. At the indecisiveness you both laughed and Hayden spoke.
He took the white board in his hands and balanced it on his right thigh. He removed the first sticker off the question.
âIs Hayden ChristensenâŠamerican? No, Iâm not. Iâm a proud Canadian man. âHe shrugged with a sheepish smile. He noticed the sticky material on his hand and looked around his space. âDo you have a trash can? I donât want to litter. Oh, great, thanks.âhe whispered to the staff and they put one right next to him.
âBut you almost sound american, I mean, you do make a great accent. âYou complimented.
âThanks Y/n. âAnd he looked at you tenderly.
âAnd he has an incredible Italian accent in the movie âLittle Italyâ! Itâs on Netflix, check it out! âyou winked at the camera and gave a big thumbs up. He laughed at the gesture.
âIs this a paid promo? âhe asked.
âYes, you now owe me 5 thousand bucks.
âThatâs actually really cheap. âhe nodded.
âAre you calling me cheap? âyou gasped.
He panicked.âNext question. Does Hayden Christensen⊠like the Toronto Mapleleafs? Yeah, love âem. Theyâre my favorite hockey team.âhe grinned teethless.
âWhat are the chances that those two questions are together? Like I donât think anyone outside of Canada knows about the Toronto Mapleleafs. âYou looked at the camera with a grimace, making clear that your comment was just to tease him.
He glared at you, not really angry.âVery funny. Iâm not even gonna answer that. Next. Does Hayden Christensen⊠play soccer? Not professionally. I enjoy a good match between friends and a couple of years ago I did a charity event, but yeah no, nothing outside of that.
âYou looked good in those shorts! âyou moved your eyebrows jokingly.
âI swear Y/n, when itâs your turn Iâm gonna be as annoying as you are being right now.âand you laughed together. âSeriously, calm down. âAnd you crossed eyes again and burst into laughter once more.â Does- Does Hayden Christensen⊠have long hair? No, not right now at least. Fun fact: Most people think that the Revenge of the Sith hairstyle is my natural hair. Well, kinda. I actually got hair extensions to achieve the ultimate look.âhe finalized his explanation with a hand gesture. He turned around to see you and he saw your struggle not to talk. âOk, what now?
âNo, no, itâ s nothing. Let 's move on. âHe side-eyed you and shook his head.
âY/n- Letâs keep going. âhe said with a defeated voice. âHow⊠tall is Hayden Christensen? Iâm 6ft. âHe was about to throw the piece of paper when you talked.
âYou know what that meansâŠâHe was glaring at you, about to interrupt you when you proceed. âHe can reach the high cabinets.â You turned your head to him with pressed lips, trying to be serious, but his glaring got you and you dismantled into laughter. He decided to ignore you and proceed.
âDoes Hayden Christensen⊠smoke? Yes. IâŠI enjoy an occasional cigarette. â he smiled sheepishly. You laughed at the endearing gesture.
ââOccasionalââyou did hand quotation signs âI actually love some pictures of you⊠mmm⊠behind the scenes of Attack of the Clones where you are smoking but like, with the full Anakin costume.âyou chuckled while doing the hand movement of putting on a robe. âI just think itâs really funny, like the contrast of fantasy versus reality. Do you think Anakin smokes? âYou asked curiously.
He raised his eyebrows, actually thinking about the answer. âWell, thatâs a really good question. I think padawan Anakin would be a secret smoker, ya know? Like he hides around the temple, trying to smoke one behind Obi-Wanâs back. âhe let out a giggle.
âYeah yeah, for sure. Obi-Wan would never let him. âyou shook your head.
âHe is way too strict. But I think he would do it for the thrill of the forbidden. ROTS Anakin, well⊠âhe moved his head with doubt. âI think⊠hmmm, he has the looks to be, likeâŠ
âA cool smoker. âyou finished to which he pointed at you in agreement.
He nodded. âYeah, but you know? I donât think he would. He is a more mature person. Like, yeah⊠he is trying to be a better Jedi, he is trying to follow the rules-
âWhile having a secret wife and children. âyou added with sarcasm.
He laughed. âWhile having a secret wife and children, for sure. I mean, give the poor man a break. âHe smiled jokingly.
Do you think Vader smokes?
âCan he? I think he would die. âHayden joked.
âYeah, the man has chronic asthma, I don't think he smokes. Also, the smell of it? Too close to home, brings back memories of Mustafar. âby the end of the answer, you were both laughing.
âI just want everyone to know that Y/n here cannot stop making jokes about roasted Anakin. Seriously. The first day on set we had these, like, custom shirts made for each cast member, which this little individual over here âand he pointed at you accusatoryâwas in charge of making and instead of putting mine as âDarth Vaderâ, Y/n put âBarbecue Anakinâ.
The staff of the interview laughed at the comment.
âI will not apologize for my decisions.
âIt wouldnât have been so bad if it wasnât because Ewanâs was so much cooler. âhe whined.
âDaddy Wan Kenobi. âHe answered with a playful eye roll. You smiled at the camera with your tongue out.
âRight?! Ok, next question. âYou said trying to get back on track.
âIs Hayden Christensen⊠a parent? Yes, yes I am. I have a beautiful 7 year old daughter. âhe was so sweet whenever he talked about Briar, you could easily see how his eyes sparkled. âHer name is Briar Rose. Yes, like Sleeping Beauty. No, not because of it.
âShe is such a good kid, really kind and fun. âyou said, talking to him.
âYeah, she is. Just like her father. âyou rolled your eyes at him, to which he let out a muffled laugh. âBut lately Iâve been feeling like she likes you more than me.
âYeah? Why do you think so? âyou interrogated further.
âBecause everytime she went to the set, she would ask me to take her to your trailer. And one dayâŠâhe looked at the floor, remembering the exact moment. âI told her that you were busy, that you weren't there, so I said: âWe can go back to mine to playâ. And she was like: âNo, thanks!â and went to the set looking for you.
âShe did?! Oh, my heart, I love her. âyou held your chest in a dramatic pose. You two couldnât hold in a romantic gaze at each other, expressing how much appreciation you felt towards the other.
âFinal question: Is Hayden Christensen⊠dating Y/n y/l/n? âHayden looked at you waiting for you to say something. âY/n, youâve been offly quiet. Wanna take this one?
You giggled. âNo, Iâm fine. Answer it. âHe raised one of his eyebrows.
âWell, are we? âhe asked back.
âFineeeee, Iâll take it. No, we are not. âYou laughed and he just looked at you cockily, waiting for you to take that back. You didnât.
âOk, yeah, itâs official, Iâm single. âhe smiled with a shrug of his shoulders. âOk, guys, thank you so much for tuning in and see you next-
âAre you seriously gonna leave the question like that? âYou whispered.
âWell, yes, should I change it? âhe mocked.
âNo, no, I think itâs pretty accurate. âyou squinted your eyes at him.
He laughed and faced the camera once more.
âThank you and see you next time! Bye! âHe waved and you joined, trying not to kill him.ha