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It's fucking awful how I keep answering work emails even when I'm in bed.
My phone just plugs in right next to my bed, and I keep my work phone there too. So it's not my fault I keep answering the emails.
It's not like I never sleep through the night but sometimes I'll just wake up at two or three AM for no reason. There's nothing jarring the bed, just the knowledge that I've got a work email, and I'm always right.
If I blink awake in the night, there’s always one there. My girlfriend got really mad at me for it though, said she’d go sleep at her own apartment for a night. It was just basically mean of her, but maybe ... nah...
While I don't usually get up for some water or anything, tonight I think I'll have a nice chamomile tea. It gives you some great dreams.
I get up to stagger over to the bathroom first, and I'm so tired from staying up answering my work email I manage to stumble and faceplant right into my own bedroom floor. It would be humiliating if anyone were there to see it.
Or at least that's what I thought before I feel something grab me by the ankles and drags me under my bed.
