#for mak

Are Joaquín and Bucky dating or are they teaming up to woo Sam?

on Ao3 ✿ 4k fluff for @bisamwilson​

“Doll face?”

Joaquín spins in his chair to smirk at Sam.

“Kinda weird isn’t it?”

Sam snorts.

“He started with ‘babydoll face’ but I think that was too many syllables.”

Sam cracks up. “He’s such a dumbass.”

“Hey sleepin’ beauty, we’ll be back in ten minutes.”

Bucky grumbled an incoherent protest.

“Sam’s not gonna sit here all night for you,” Joaquín reasoned. “Gotta wake up.”

“No,” Bucky griped and rolled over. He wrapped his arms around Sam’s middle and Sam honestly couldn’t tell if Bucky was still sleeping when he mumbled, “Sam, stay.”

Oh dear you know its gonna be another fluff fic! Bc writing soft sambucky fic is how I give you hugs over the internet! Hmm might be a 5+1 but might just be an escalating series of events that gets Sam in Bucky’s personal space. So for you, my peach, *slides snippet under your door in a heart-shaped envelope*

Buckyquin, touch-starved Joaquín, sick fic, fluff and smut

on Ao3

Barnes slides his hand in the door before Joaquín can shut it in his face.

“Look, Barnes,” Joaquín gripes, “it’s touching how much you—”

“Sam told me to check on you.” Bucky promptly pushes past Joaquín without invitation.

“—don’t care at all.” Joaquín sighs, resigns himself to the added headache as he closes the door. At least Barnes has the decency to take off his shoes before going into the kitchen.

Bucky picks up the bottle of ibuprofen on the counter.

“This all you’re taking?”

if you are ever out in the ocean here, are some things NOT to do in order to keep sea bears away:

Play the clarinet badly

Wear clown shoes

wave a flashlight back and forth (flashlights are their natural prey)

Stomp around (they take that as a challenge)

Wear a hoop skirt

Eat cheese in cube form, sliced form is safe

Wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion