alex headcanons for each era??
okay, i don't know quite what to say because headcanon could be interpreted down different avenues, but here's some random ones.
fetus: shyness indicated by what turtle position he is in (can provide further photographic examples if needed)
fwn: slut
taotu: busy sucking dick & cock...or keeps a ring in his pocket "just in case" (for miles, of course)
humbug: high, but not on weed, on life. and probably something else. but agrees to share.
sias: early: cries a lot late: always hard & cries a lot
am: laughs too much because he probably isn't listening to you
eycte: bbl
tbhc: is he wearing sunglasses or is he asleep?
the car: your boring substitute teacher he tries to teach you instead of putting on a movie














