#foolperforms

...Well, no, but

Boss has it handled!

...

what is love?

Not the song, no, I know that!

I mean in... whatsitcalled...

Romantic terms, yeah

Because everyone around me keeps mentioning how they love their partner...

For example, Zorry!! They have a girlfriend!!

They bring her up once in a while... I think her name was...

Amia? Sakura? No, wait, I'm- I'm getting there...

Akari!

They sound like they love each other very much- and, I'm happy for them!

Zorry says that it's been a while since she's made contact with them though...

They've been seperated from her, and their phone doesn't work... and they don't remember her number...

Dr. Madlock too! He's married, MARRIED!!

He told us a story once, how he and his husband met

Something about his husband being his... henchman..?

Sorry guys I don't know many words :(

I'm getting off track!! Agh-

What is love?

Maybe I'm not getting it right...

Is there something wrong with me-?

...

Well then again I am diagnosed with schizophrenia, but, come on, I have a therapist!

AND I've been taking my pills! Take that!!

LOOK!!

I MADE SOMETHING!!

WITHOUT BURNING THE KITCHEN TOO!!

It's... Strawberries in a bowl of chocolate! With... er... Pistachio?

Yup! That's what it is, and it's really good with chocolate

Think it's called Dubai Chocolate?

It's melted so I could cover the strawberries with it

You have no idea how PROUD I am for not burning the kitchen today

(Any last words?)

I'm not dying-!

You're- cough- making it seem... Like I'm dead.

(Hm, not dead, but rather...)

(Fallen.)

...

Ah, well... The show, ahem, must go on.

Wait, wait, wait, ahem, what day is it??

(Uhhehhrm... April 21st...)

WHAT!! I DON'T WANT TO GO :(

(It's okay, you'll still be here)

REALLY?!

(not really. hah. You won't be breaking the 4th wall anymore, if that's what you mean)

Which wall is the... cough- fourth..??

(Nevermind, don't mind it)

Anyways, why use the word 'bully??' Don't you mean 'support!'

(Since when do you know proper vocabulary?)

HEY!! And!! Bully is mean :(

(That's kinda the point 💔)

That's so sad D: look, I hate you too, but I don't bully you

(You hate me??)

For all the TORTURE YOU PUT ME THROUGH?? Yeah!

(I'm. Ending this here.)

Someone pushes me aside. I turn to glare at them until they spoke,

Welcome, welcome, one and all! I am your new ringleader and entertainment here,

Fool!

I clear my throat, stepping off and elbowing Fool in the ribs. What the HELL are you doing here?

They blink slowly, offering a nervous grin. Happy April Fools?

I blankly stare at them. It's... I look down at my watch. ...April seventh.

And? They retort back with a cheeky grin, leaning forward and pulling on my collar. It's my birth month, so I get to do what I want.

I roll my eyes, stepping back. Yeah, yeah, fine, go ahead. Take the stage. I'll see you in May.

Fool bounces on their feet, squealing. They quickly yank me back. We're not done! It's your turn to be the clown!

Wha- WAIT PUT ME DOWN!!

Shoot uh where's- where's my script-

Ahem- cough cough

"I might've accidentally created poetry that may or may not relate to Charlie's backstory."

"It's called blackout poetry, where you black out all the words in whatever text you're taking words from, except for the words you want to use."

Ooh, I wanna try that sometime... Sorry, sorry, I'll keep reading

They said for me to... er... where's the image...

...how do you read this???

"Careful breathlessly chanting the hymn. I apologize so many times before. Distraught, I apologize, frightened. I am too complicated with all my family."

Oh my goodness, I'm running out of breath-

I'm?? Scared

Is this Charlie-guy getting therapy? Or at least away from their family? This sounds really bad :(

Okay!! That's all!! I think

ehhh here's a poorly edited photo of Fool a the Snatcher from A Hat In Time- hope you don't like it, cu'z it's really bad ;v;;;;

So... that's just me

Where'd you get a photo of me??

GUYS?? THAT'S?? A PHOTO OF ME??

YOU! Are you watching me?!

(Fool- No, Fool, ohmygod... SQUINT)

...ohhhh!

I mean, come on, basically the same