#foodforthoughtwriting

Midnight Snack - “I don't think that counts as a midnight snack.”

Favorite Dish - “I've been eating this since I was a kid.”

Family Recipe - “It was my grandmother’s recipe, and her grandmothers before her.”

Tradition - “This is probably the weirdest tradition we have.”

Holiday Meal - “We cannot possibly have all those people here for Thanksgiving.”

Date night - “What do you mean you cooked me dinner?”

Breakfast in Bed - “I brought you breakfast in bed, figured it was the least I could do.”

Hey Bartender - “You know, the most exotic drink I can make is a rum and Coke.”

Kitchen Fire - “Please tell me you didn't let him/her near the stove.”

Wine and Cheese Night - “There's nothing more romantic than wine and cheese.”

Four Course Meal - “How many courses does this meal contain?”

Around the Table - “I can't believe everyone is here, together, at our table.”

Dessert - “Shall we get dessert to go?”

Potluck - “I've never seen so much food.”

Inedible Meal - “You do know that there's no way we can eat this now right?”

Sushi Night - “What do you mean you’ve never had sushi before?”

Grilling - “I’ve never seen a man smile so much while wearing an apron that says ‘daddio of the patio’ on it.”

Chopping Onions - “I’m not crying, you’re crying.”

Injury - “Please tell me you didn’t just cut/burn yourself.”