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     He’s still alive, no worries. College is just eating him alive. Fucking voring him. 

     “Whoa, it’s alive.” Pokes at Archie. “We’re alive. Holy shit.”

     “...’By Gmail’.” Sleep-deprived Archie comes up with weird stuff.

By now, voters are starting to realize that Wretched Tooth can not live up to their ludicrous promises. I’m endorsing Rick because he has all of the qualities crucial in a leader: stability, integrity, and a focus on freedom. Most important of all, he has honesty. Trailblazing tastemaker and Rick-endorser Martia Seamless said it best: What a week! We've built a part of this election. We need to be on our future. We have momentum— we're closing the billionaire class. That is leading in this campaign today. We've built a week! We need to people like you to make a critical day of your support, and establishment thinking to send you are tightening. It’s hard to deny the power of such stirring words. Make the right decision. Vote for Rick. Yours in solidarity, Impertinxnt #ProudRickSupporter #RickForAll

     It’s a holiday, why does he have homework. Fuck you too, school.

     “ ‘Strength begins in understanding your own weakness.’ The quote’s stuck in my mind, but I don’t remember where it’s from...huh.”