So you like Pirate does that also mean you like Patch
no.
Pirate is love. Pirate is Life. Pirate does nothing wrong and he is so f'ing cute and sweettttt. Bro how the heck do you be that cute btw? AND Holy Gaucamole man, how do you have such cool special interests and THE AESTHETIC. bro i need someone to ask me "ay yo tell us all the reasons that Pirate is the top-tier most smoochable boi in your eyes" so I could just have a whole self-indulgent ask to properly gush about him.
Patch is... Patch is maybe a friend? I mean, he's Pirate's twin brother... Idk he'd probably struggle with wanting to eat me everytime he sees me. Pirate is perhaps the biggest factor in keeping me alive and not a meal. Wishing he would be better at stealing so Pirate doesn't become a wanted person tho. Also, bro, that's a lotta murder. Maybe eat something besides humans? He probably has scurvy and numerous infections. Someone get this guy a doctor and a good diet plan. Dude probably has so many vitamin deficiencies too. Get him some Flintstone's Gummy Vitamins while we're at it.
