#fnaf shitposts

however,

[image id: the 'wanna see me do x / wanna see me do it again' spongebob meme. on both panels, spongebob is labelled as 'william afton'. in panel 1, the rock/mountain is labelled as 'henry & charlie emily', while in the second panel, it is labelled as 'phone guy & fritz/cassidy/andrew/whichever kid he's related to that's killed by afton'.

in panel one, spongebob (or, as implied by the labelling, william afton) says, "want to see me ruin the life of someone who works for me by killing their younger relative?", while in the second panel, he says, "want to see me do it again?". end id.]

(PSA I didn't make the original Freddy photo I just added the pride flags & flames lol)

Ever get so tired of FNAF lore that you realize it’d just be easier to fill the gaps in with the concept that Scott’s getting inspiration from people’s AUs? Here’s a semi-joke theory that ignores Miketrap, assumes that The Twisted Ones really did mean to imply that Charlie and Sammy were switched at birth, and then jams it all into the popular @ask-the-nightshift’s AU, because for some reason it almost just fits like that.

Note I haven’t read the AU myself I just realized coincidences with what I do know, this is 100% a joke. I hope. It comes together more than I want it to actually? 

anyway if Charles the phone guy was also the crying fnaf 4 kid.. which made me remember the old fnaf1 theories that phone guy was the victim of the Bite, and has a damaged frontal lobe (part of the brain that controls fear).  There are phone guy lines hidden in FNAF 4 files during the night, and both characters do seem to die while heavily related to a Golden Freddy.

3-year-old Michael, about to go tell his dad, "Hello!" for the 1739917392937 time that morning:

Elizabeth: William Afton?

Michael: There it is!