#fnaf posting

A = Aftercare

Michael is very shitty at aftercare. Most times he gets up and leaves you there. Sometimes with a rag if you’re lucky. You literally have to beg him to stay next to you. He is very weird with touch since comfort is something he’s not used to. You kind of have to teach him to be caring. Which sucks but that’s just life.

B = Body part

Michael’s favorite body part of his own is his dick. I headcanon it as average (so five inches) but with an above average girth.

For afab: he loves titties. Big titties guy. Obsessed. Literally at any chance he will play with your tits. Even in public he’ll grab you and you’ll have to swat his hands off. 

For amab: ass guy. Will slap your ass whenever he gets the chance. Also big into groping you. Whenever and wherever. All on his terms. It’s always on his terms.

C = Cum 

Loves to paint you in his cum. The way it runs down your body is intoxicating. It’s an art he’s come to love. Also really into cumming inside of you and letting it drip from around his cock. Will pull out fast just to watch the cum drip down you. He’s kind of obsessed with it. 

D = Dirty secret 

Before the two of you got together, he would jerk off to the thought of you. Also while working he would jerk off to you. Not like anyone checked the cameras… 

E = Experience 

Very inexperienced. You are probably the first person he’s ever touched intimately. You literally had to teach him stuff. For afab it was what a clit/g spot is. Other things being literally how to get you off as a partner. Michael still seems to care only for his own pleasure over yours but you can try to whip him into shape.

F = Favorite position 

Either doggy so he can slap your ass or mating press. :) 

G = Goofy 

Michael takes things rather seriously. He won’t be silly, won’t take time to laugh. When it comes to sex his mind is instantly stuck in that mode. Like an animal in heat.

H = Hair

Michael is NOT groomed at all. It’s a jungle down there. The first time you get intimate with him, there are stray pubes going everywhere like cobwebs. You have to convince him to at least trim for you. It was getting annoying somehow finding a pube of his in you.

I = Intimacy

The first time the two of you have sex, he doesn’t know what to do. But as the two of you get into a rhythm, he gives you sloppy kisses. Will kiss you after eating you out so you can taste yourself on his lips. Will hold you close. Also most likely to cry once sex is over. It’s like he’s taken over by emotions. Outside of sex, he will compliment you and tell you how beautiful you are. Jerks you off metaphorically during sex with the compliments he gives. The type to call you a good girl/boy/pet.

J = Jack off 

Michael has an active imagination. The things he’s thought of: Bending you over the desk mid shift, you wearing his security outfit, and some other rather unsavory things. In a way he idolizes you. Hell, he’s obsessed with you. You take up so much of his mind. He both hates and loves it. On one hand, you take up too much of his mind that he’s left his main goal of finishing what his father started to the side. On the other hand? Loving you has become a drug he cannot get enough of.

K = Kink 

Into the idea of having you whenever, wherever. The thought of him being able to fuck you whenever he wants? He dies for that. So needless to say, big into freeuse. He’s into the idea of breeding you. He finds that to be the most possessive thing he can do to you. You being pregnant with his kid? Michael gets off on that idea. Not like he really wants a kid though. Unless?

L = Location 

Michael loves to fuck you in the security office. The fear one of the animatronics will catch you and you’ll be in a life or death scenario? It turns him on. You hate it but he loves it.

M = Motivation 

The sounds of your moans. You beg him to keep going, screaming his name. Michael finds that to be the most motivating thing in the world. For someone who craves praise and approval, your moaning is enough praise to last him a while.

N = No 

He would never do anything involving shit. It’s just not on the radar of things that would get him off. Also not into threesomes, foursomes, etc. He wants you all to himself.

O = Oral

Prefers receiving. Loves when you worship his cock. Kind of hates eating you out because it grosses him out. You can easily beg him to though. He sucks at it. You gotta teach him a thing or two.

P = Pace

Fast and rough. Like, instantly will start fucking you fast without giving you time to get used to his size inside of you. It’s annoying but it’s just how he does things. It sucks for you, sometimes you don’t get to finish.

Q = Quickie

Loves a good quickie. Michael is the type to fuck you while on his break if the two of you were coworkers. He also would run home, fuck you, and go back to work. Any excuse to fuck you.

R = Risk

Big into taking risks. Loves experimenting too. You wanna try something new? He’s down. As long as he has fun with you. He would try things at least once. Unless it’s on his no list. Hell, if you asked him to pee on you he would for the love of the game.

S = Stamina

Has a lot of stamina. Will keep going for about three rounds. Absolutely loves fucking you. It’s like he’s addicted to your body. 

T = Toys 

Sadly he does not own any toys besides his security handcuffs. Those real handcuffs have become useful on you.

U = Unfair 

Loves to tease you. Oh you two are working? He’s pressing his bulge against your ass while you’re with a coworker. It’s the middle of the day in broad daylight? He’s pressing kisses to your neck. It’s not like you two can do anything in those moments. Michael loves to work you up. Just seeing the blush creep onto your cheeks is enough satisfaction to keep you going.

V = Volume 

He’s a pretty quiet man. He’ll grunt here and there. But Michael is big on dirty talk. He’ll call you a whore, bitch, slut, etc. Big into degrading you. It makes him feel tougher. Also praising you when you do what he wants. He’ll ramble when he gets close. It sometimes ends up being nonsense like “wow you’re doing so good for me keep going keep going fuck I’m gonna cum” all in one breath.

W = Wild card 

Michael would spit in your mouth and make you swallow it in front of him.

X = X-ray 

A pair of old gray Fruit of the Loom boxers with holes in them. Probably hasn’t been washed in a few days.

Y = Yearning 

Michael is the type of guy who needs his hands on you 24/7. If he is not at least kissing you once a day, he’ll go insane. Honestly, Michael got addicted to your body and he wants more. Sometimes he wonders how he went this long without sex. You created a sex crazy monster. Now you must deal with the consequences.

Z = Zzz