My wedding to Flytrap in the Dashcon 2 ballpit was truly an event to remember. Below are GIFs from the occasion as well as my vows. Flytrap doesn’t use words to communicate but if he could, I’m sure his vows would be lovely.
As people come and go from my life, I know I can always count on you to stay by my side.
And I will always stay by yours.
As we enter this new chapter in our lives, I cherish the stability that I will continue to find with you.
You’re my rock, Flytrap. A super cool shiny rock that you see on the beach and it’s so cool you forget all about the sand in your muppet hole.
It’s you and me, baby. Always and forever.