#flypig

I was making dinner for @boarfeathers parents the other day and-

My friend @boarfeathers brought home a prickly pear last night, to add to her growing collection of pokey plant children.

In related news, I woke up this morning with four cactus spines in my arm 👍

Don’t get me wrong, I love all houseplants, and outside plants, and plants in general, and I’m glad we have more plants in the house, it’s nice. I also don’t mind cactus at all. I think it’s a requirement to growing up in the desert. My grandparents had a saguaro and several yucca in their yard, and our house had barrel cactus and prickly pears and cholla. Cactus are fun!

Moose.

Warm moose = happy moose.

Warm, happy moose = bonus piggy personal temperature crisis.

I am so god damned itchy right now I CAN’T STAND IT 😭

And now I have to wear cut up socks medi-taped to my arms. It is my cone of shame.

It feels like a soup day. Probably cause it’s been snowing almost nonstop since last week. IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR SOME GARDENING WEATHER??! 

In two days, Thorin and I are running away to Seattle for a week.

We deserve it.

This last season SUCKED and we’re both mentally and physically out of it.

But its also still two days away and the current lull we’re in, the pre-travel one, where you’re so full of anticipation that it all turns into anxiety about what you’re forgetting to do or pack or what have you, EVEN THOUGH ITS ALL ACTUALLY DONE AND YOUR BRAIN JUST HATES YOU.....It’s just killing us, mates.

Boy, it is a happenin' day in the parking department, let me tell you. 

And when Mondays are your Friday, things tend to drag a bit more than usual.