#fly-fool

Alright, here’s a joke my dad once told me:

A man goes to the doctor, and complains, saying, “I have a terrible stomachache. It feels like a demon is in my stomach!”

The doctor says, “Alright, come back tomorrow with a carrot and a donut.” The man is confused, but does as he is told. 

The next day, the doctor pulls down the man’s pants, then shoves the carrot up his butt. Two seconds later, the doctor then shoves the donut up after the carrot, and the pain miraculously stops. 

Surprised but thankful for the treatment nonetheless, the man thanks the doctor and leaves. A month later, he comes back in, complaining about the same pain.

The doctor tells him to bring the carrot and donut once more, and repeats the treatment the next day. The pain subsides, and the man goes home again after thanking the doctor. 

A week later, the same pain, the same treatment one day later.

But the very next day after that, the man calls the doctor from home; the pain has returned, and is the absolute worst it has ever been. 

The doctor replies, “Alright, come to my office tomorrow. This time, bring a carrot and a hammer.”

“A hammer???” the man asks, shocked.

“Yes, a hammer,” says the doctor, and hangs up the phone.

The man obeys the doctor, bringing in both a carrot and a heavy hammer. The doctor pulls down his pants, and shoves the carrot up. She waits five seconds. 

Suddenly, a demon’s head emerges from the man’s butt, shouting, “Hey, where the hell's my donut!?”

MY TIME HAS COME!!!

when veronica picks chad over you… WTF that is so not epic