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@fluffyboyz​ here have a shitpost for Christmas

((Jevil! there’s a dead human in my our house!!))

* OH, HEY...HOW DID HE GET HERE?

((Jevil what did you do???))

* ME? WH--THA--I DIDN’T DO THIS.

((explain what happened, Jevil))

*one explanation later*

* ...AND I, UH--I STABBED HIM 37 TIMES IN THE CHEST.

((,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,))

* Hey, Kris! Watch this!

[ Lancer proceeds to try and do a front flip, but it’s more like one of those sad ones where he just rolls forwards. He looks extremely proud of himself, despite this, and looks to Kris afterwards. ]

* Wasn’t that the coolest?!

- ★ -

CRUNCH.

The sounds of dirtied chalk snapped and ground against carnivorous teeth left small little spots of dust trailing along the ground of the Forest. Susie currently took up residence amongst the trees, occasionally hopping up with the piece of chalk wedged between her jaws so both hands could easily grab the Dark Candy from the forestation. Aside from the slight powder the dust left on her lip, Susie didn’t seem to mind much of her gnarly eating habits, particularly since no one was truly around to observe and judge.

Her munching on pasty dust mush grew quiet after a passing moment, that in which a realization dawned;

Susie obtained the Dark Candy.

Pocketing her chalk stick with the rest she had stored away for tummy troubles, she reached in her opposing tuck to remove a black, star-shaped candy, absolutely acidically sweet. Up she brought the pure sugar-based treat, just about to bite into the snack... when she heard a shrub shake. Rustling leaves gave her the willies, and Susie wasn’t about to let some stupid wind shake those green shapes at her without some snarky quip thrown its way.

* Whoever’s there, you better show yourself!

* Or else, you’ll have to face the brutality of my axe!