#flufftw

There are some salvageable things though. A virtually untouched heavy slate sign that says, engraved in an ornate script that confirms at least one person in the Hale family had a sense of humor (Stiles has a horrible suspicion it might have been Peter), When You Stop Believing in Santa You Get Underwear.

Derek desperately needs to fire the newest volunteer at the kitten nursery. Mostly because the guy keeps saying things.

Derek Hale is having a good day. Something has obviously gone very, very wrong.

It’s funny how much of his internal dialogue sounds like Stiles these days.

In which Derek and Stiles are essentially a married couple. Except they're not actually dating.

Derek wakes up in his new apartment. The birds are singing, the sun is shining, the lady next door gives him a cupcake. Then he sees Stiles shirtless. Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.

“Bottom,” Derek says automatically, not really looking at him. “Wait, what?”

When Stiles shows up at Derek's door with a box of orphaned kittens, Derek has no idea what he's getting into. With the cats, either.