#fluff tickles

This lil short fanfic takes place during the events of Ghostfuckers.

*KNOCK - KNOCK*

"Blitz?" Millie said from the outside of Blitz's office door that was covered in chains with a sign that read FUK OF.

"Go away!!' the angsty imp groaned as he was slumped down on the floor on a pallet in front of a TV with a carton of ice cream and canned cheese in his lap.

Millie paused for a moment before calmly saying, "I'm comin' in."

"Read the chains!!" Blitz hollered.

The southern imp opened the door anyways and turned off the TV, "Blitz, what are you doin'? You've been in here watching this earth trash forever."

"I'M COPING!!" the angsty imp shouted.

"Yeeeeah, well. . . ." Millie began while sitting on top of her boss's desk, "You've coped away every dollar we had."

"Those plates are collectibles, Millie." Blitz explained, "I'm gonna sell 'em next year for three times as much, and then I'll have something to show for it when the things I care about vanish."

"Mmmkay. . . Ya know, my mama always said the best way to deal with being sad is the sweat and blood of hard work. Washes the tears right off!" the southern imp tried to encourage her friend.

"I don't need any of your folksy-doksy fucking country wisdom, Millie." Blitz snarked, "I need to watch Ghost Fuckers get dicked down by a disembodied spirit and eat my feeling 'til I die from a heart attack or diabetes, whichever pops my heart open first." as he inhaled the rest of the remaining ice cream in the carton with canned cheese on top in one gulp.

"I don't get it, Blitz. All this over a breakup?" Millie questioned.

"IT WAS NOT A BREAKUP!" Blitz snapped, "You need a relationship for one of those, and we never had that. And we never will. . . ." he stated sorrowfully, now looking away from the southern imp.

"Ohhh, Blitz. . . ." Millie spoke softly.

I really gotta help him get outta this funk. I'm just. . .not sure how. . . I usually leave him be and let him do his thing, but this time, it's really bad. I've never seen him like this for such a long period of time. I'm worried. . .

The two sat in silence for a moment.

Blitz was trying his hardest to not completely break down in front of Millie. He hadn't allowed himself to have a cry over the situation since the night of Verosika's party.

"Actually. . ." Millie began, "There was somethin' else my mama always said." as she scooted closer to the imp with a small smile on her face, "Laughter is the best medicine.~"

Millie then swiftly tackled Blitz, causing him to fall over flat onto his back as she straddled him and began squeezing his sides at a quick pace.

"M-MILLHIHIHIHIHIHIE!! PHHHHHT- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! KNO-KNOHAHAHAHACK IHIHIHIHIHIHIT OHAHAHAHAFF!!!!"

Millie simply smirked, "I don't think so, mister.~ You've got a bad case of Down in the Dumps. And I'm gonna do whatever necessary to get you out of it."

"MIHIHIHIHIHIHIHILLIHIHIHIHIE!! PL-PLEHEHEHEHEHEASSSSSSE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" the imp squirmed and thrashed beneath her, trying his hardest to crawl away from the clutches of the southern imp's playful attack.

During the playful chaos, Loona buzzed in about a client who just walked in. Millie let up for a moment to answer, "I'll be there in a minute."

Unfortunately, for Millie, this gave Blitz the perfect opportunity to escape.

But he was no match for Millie.

She quickly sprung up and tackled Blitz down flat onto the floor once again, now straddling his back with his belly to the floor and began squeezing his sides up and down at a quick pace.

Blitz could hardly stand it as he actually let out a shriek for a second.

"AH!!- MIHIHIHIHILLS!!! NONONONOHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

After about ten minutes of this, Millie stopped her playful attack and sat back, "Alrigh' I think you've had enough, hehe!"

They then overheard Stolas with the client about the haunted hotel and got back to business.

Blitz and Millie head off to the hotel to investigate the odd murders happening at a hotel in the human world. After going through a lot physically, mentally, and emotionally, they were able to crack the case and take care of the killer and were ready to head on back home. But first, they had to push the van that Blitz totaled in less than a second. . . .

"So I'm your best friend, huh?" Blitz said.

"What do you think?" Millie smiled.

Blitz's expression then changed as he looked away from the southern imp, "I think. . . .I-I've never had a real friend that I didn't wanna fuck."

Millie's smile grew, "That mean you're not gonna try to be our third anymore?" she asked.

"No. . . Not anymore." Blitz answered genuinely before climbing onto the top of the van and sat down. Millie followed on up and sat next to him.

"The bird got to you that bad, huh?"

"I guess. . . ."

"Ya know. . ." Millie began while inching closer, "I think you need another dosage of that medicine.~" as she wiggled her fingers menacingly towards the imp.

Blitz quickly caught on as his eyes widened slightly and he began to scoot back from the mischievous imp, "Millie! D-Don't you dare! I'm warning you, Mills! Millie!!"

Millie then dove right in and began tickling the angsty imp relentlessly up and down his sides, "You ain't gettin' away that easy, Blitz!~"

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! W-WAIT!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAIT!!!!" the angsty imp tried to wriggle away and out of her grip, but it was no use. She was three times stronger than he was, but that didn't stop him from trying to push her hands away.

"NOHAHAHAT- NOT THEHAHAHAHAHAHARE!!!! HAHAHAHA!!" Blitz laughed and squealed as Millie went from just squeezing his sides to scribbling her fingers all across his tummy. His tail thrashed and swayed side to side the whole time, though, and Millie took notice of it as she continued her playful attack.

Hm, I think maybe he's actually enjoyin' this a little. Think I'll be doin' this more often to him to cheer him up, hehe.

She then moved her hands further to his upper sides, right below his armpits, and began squeezing at a quick pace like before. This was clearly a crazy sensitive spot for the angsty imp beneath her, but she was far from done.

"AAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHHA!!! MIHIHIHIHIHIHILLIEEEEEEEEE!!"

- End ♡ I hope you enjoyed my lil fluff fanfic 🥰 Not my best work, but I hope you liked it anyways.

Dedicated to my little sister @ficsandgiggles!! Happy birthday!!

Nat, Yelena, and Wanda x reader celebrating the reader’s birthday. 

Being a friend of the Avenger’s had its perks for sure, although you didn’t know what you were in for with your first birthday celebration since befriending them at a charity event the year previous. You’d particularly bonded with Nat, Wanda, and Yelena, who took you into their band of sisterhood within the superhero family. 

At the stroke of midnight the heroines appeared in your room, unbeknownst to your sleeping self. That is until Yelena plopped down on the bed. 

“Mhmfm,” you mumbled out. 

Yelena chuckled, “Happy Birthday Y/n!!”

And with that Wanda and Nat started singing, “Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Y/n, happy Birthday to you!”

“And many moooooore!” Added the young blonde with a smirk. 

You smile up at them sleepily, “Aww thanks guys.” And then immediately descent into your pillow again, yawning out, “See you in the morning,” as you close your eyes. 

“No no no, the festivities start tonight!” Yelena protested. 

“Poor Y/n,” Wanda chuckled, “She’s so cute when she’s sleeping.”

Nat replied, “True, but it’s not like we’re dragging her out of bed. Yet.” The redhead smirked. 

You simply rolled over, wanting to sleep longer and having been in the middle of a good dream for once. But Yelena wasn’t having it. She gently started poking you until she happened to poke your side, causing you to squeak. All three women’s eyes widened at that, and Yelena’s smile turned devilish. “Y/n? Are you...ticklish??”

You shook your head and put your pillow over your face, “Nm,” came the mumbled denial. Yelena smirked, knowing that wasn’t the end of this little exploration of discovery, she gently squeezed at your sides once more, gaining the same cute reaction of squeals from you as you squirmed away from her. 

Nat was the second to join in, pulling the pillow from your face and running a finger under your chin. “H-hey!” You giggle shyly, but Nat is anything but deterred. Wanda uses this opportunity to sneak down and pulls the covers from your feet, running a single nail up your sole. You pull your foot back immediately and giggle, “Wahan! Not you too!” She smiled sweetly back at you, “Well my little one, it is pretty cute.” 

It didn’t take long for all three women to begin their attack. Nat to scribble into your ribs, while Yelena focused on your ticklish belly, scooting your shirt up enough for scribbling and raspberries. Wanda skittered into your toes, soles, and arches. “NAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!” You shrieked with laughter, much to their amusement. And you had to admit, it was both torturous and comforting at the same time. “Awww Y/n you’re soooo cute and ticklish. I like this much better than birthday smacks or whatever you Americans do,” Yelena comments. Nat added with a fond smile, “I’ve never seen her laugh like this.” Wanda was the first to slow her tickes, and when your face flushed, the ex-spies also slowed and then stopped their torture, each of them soothing your tickle spots with gentle caresses. 

Yelena was the first to speak again, “Well now that your awake, would you like to watch some Brooklyn 99 and snuggle up on the couch with all the junk food we have in your living room?” She beamed. Wanda smiled softly at you and Nat chuckled as your mouth dropped open. 

“You...wha...for me?” You stammered out. 

“Well of course, silly! Your our littlest sister, did you think you weren’t going to get your whoooole birthday with us? And it’s okay if you fall asleep again,” Wanda added with an amused smile. 

You sat up and pulled them all into a hug, and so full of love you thought your heart might burst. Nat tussled your hair and scooped you onto her back while Wanda and Yelena grabbed snacks and you all cuddled onto the couch, just enjoying one another’s company as you slowly dozed happily. Although they each took turns fluttering into your belly or sides when they wanted to tease you back awake, especially Yelena. Wanda finally whispered, “Okay guys, if we’re going to the theme park tomorrow we should snuggle and let her sleep.”

Your eyes got huge and you hugged them again, “The theme park!?! We’re gonna ride roller coasters??” 

Nat nodded, “And a concert with your favorite band.” 

At that point, you started tearing up. You had the best friends/sisters you could ever imagine. “You guys!!” Yelena laughed, “Sister sandwich!” She said with a soft smile as all three women piled into you and wrapped you in their arms.