#fluff memes

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Taken from the 2014 short film Feel free to change pronouns etc as needed “_____ and I broke up” “It felt like my heart exploded across space and time into a million little pieces” “I thought we were happy” “People aren’t going to understand. They are going to make fun of me” “_______, You broke me. And I am going to ruin you” “He just coasting off dumb girls in the audience because he sings love songs on stage with his girlfriend” “This is my box of all of the parts of me that still love you” “I call it my ex-box” “She’s not dead, well she’s dead to me - I’m just kidding” “I going to be giving away some of the stuff, so I can let go of some of the things I’ve been holding onto since we broke up” “I thought I’d let you know first, in case you wanted any of it” “I just want her back” “I set up text notifications for her _____, is that pathetic?” “We’ve never been single at the same time before” “I miss ______” “I miss not being sad and angry all the time” “Do you want to try again? Just in case” “Happy valentines day, ya nerd” “You made things weird” “Can we skip the weirdness and go back to being friends?” “Can we skip the weirdness and go back to being friends? Who never considered each other as anything but friends” “We never speak of the sad night of sadness again” “This is the exact stuff great love songs are made of” “We’ll write a song about it, and you’ll perform it” “I bet you’d be amazing if you really tried” “Idea, we can still put our mutual heartbreak to use” “You’re better with words than I am” “Your broken heartedness is compelling stuff” “I saw a gif of you yesterday” “You are pretty sexy in a six frame loop” “What happens if we win?” “______ still won’t love me” “_______ will still be a successful douchebag” “The point is not to win back the hearts of the people who broke ours” “The point is finding dignity and self worth in creating something new, built from the ashes of pain and heartache” “Thanks for working so hard, friend” “You’re the one doing all the hard work” “I work here, I covered for you last Friday” “Somebody broke my heart, that was kind of a bummer” “I thought you could be all that I ever needed” “Guess I didn’t know how wrong I was” “You’re a rockstar” “We didn’t park on this level” “I just wanted to feel tall” “Don’t look at me with those big pitying pity eyes, I’m fine” “What are we even doing here?” “I know I told you nothing changes if we won, nothing changes if we lose either” ”You were awesome out there. I was super proud of you” “I made my best work with him” “It’s really not up to you” “You don’t need him” “I can’t just wallow in platonic, post break up, self pity land with you forever” “What is that supposed to mean?” “It’s not platonic for me” “I like you, like like you like you” “You said it was nothing” “I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with that” “I really need to not be around you right now” “I just wanted to see if you wanted to talk more” “______, is a selfish, cheating asshat” “I wanted to apologize for being a lying liar” “I can’t give away all of the parts of me that still love you” “There is always going to be a part of me that loves you” “Memories are things you have to keep and use, to move forward” “You were kind and supportive” “I was unkind and kind of awful to you and I’m sorry” “I’m not sorry, there are some things you just can’t take back” “Please still be my friend” “Sorry I’m so bad with words” “See you around I hope” “I’m sorry,I kind of freaked out that night” “I was stupid and immature and I said some things” “I don’t think I’m ready to start something with another boy human yet” “It wasn’t nothing for me. That night” “I think I might like you squared”

Taken from the youtube series of the same name, but just James’ lines “____ Wait!” “Sorry I was an idiot” “Please don’t go” “I need you“ “Look at me, standing here in the pouring rain and I’m going to keep standing here until the end of time because I cannot go another step without you” “I know, I love you too” “Do you wanna go out and grab some food?” “I was just asking, just making sure” “Well we’re on the same page” “I hate food” “You’ll catch Pneumonia” “I never want to spend a day without you” “So what’s your favourite kind of music?” “You are not a nice person” “I thought you could use a friend” “Hey this is a pretty good song” “Just listen, for once in our godforsaken lives” “It’s not finished” “The whole thing is pretty bad honestly” “Maybe if you had any inclination to act like a lady” “Darling, you are so puffed up with air, I’m surprised you haven’t floated away in a storm” “You make my blood boil and I’m pretty sure we’d kill each other by Sunday, but by God, it would be a glorious Saturday night.” “I love you” “We don’t need to be friends” “I don’t care about you” “Don’t sound too disappointed” “I’m sorry, I didn’t think you’d come” “The cake’s finished” “I’m going to miss a lot of things” “Not much here that is going to miss me” “What do you want, _____? Just say it” “Ask me to stay” “I would, if you asked me to” “I’m right here” “Don’t let me go” “Those of us at home, might have thought you hated those of us at home” “You love me?”

“Maybe I don’t need you” “You’re insufferable” “You are arrogant, you speak without thinking and you are too tall” “Don’t use the umbrella, you’re spoiling the view” “You mean because we’ve become such good friends?” “Please don’t talk to me” “Can I get a water please?” “Its raining on prom night” “What a mess” “How did you find me?” “We’ve been such good friends lately” “We never did get our dance” “Just a little rain” “I bet if you close your eyes you can hear the music” “_____, you can’t be here” “I hope you know that this is entirely your fault” “If you had just offered to take my hat like a gentleman would have, we wouldn’t be stuck out here in the rain” “You are Infuriating” “Took you long enough” “I was in a bad mood the day you asked me out last time, I didn’t mean to be rude” “I just don’t like it when people don’t like me” “I didn’t think you’d move to New York” “You’re going to miss my birthday” “Please don’t, it’ll only make things worse” “It was nice working with you this time” “I’m bummed we never did an 80s movie together” “Guy shows up, boombox overhead. Grand gesture with an original song” “Those of us at home might be wondering what I’m doing here. On your front porch. In the rain” “Those of us at home should maybe shut up and listen” “I was a jerk to you and I’m sorry” “I am trying to do a thing and the gods of irony have clearly chosen to back me up here” “I don’t hate you”

“Sweet ______, Rest in peace, more peace than I will ever know” “You know, you brooding over that old burial ground like that. I’m into it” “What do I know, I’m a ghost” “Hey there, Handsome” “Begone devil spirit” “Wanna float on back to my place” “I’m new in town” “It’s like you are quoting lines from a play or something” “I’ve been known to hang around literary types” “Would that I could love again” “Where you from?” “I never noticed the ____ strands of hair you have, I can see them in this light” “nothing cool about me except I have specks of green in my eyes” “People with green eyes are just better than other people” “Let’s go back in time and do it all again, together” “Can you imagine, somebody doing all this for a girl?” “She was something pretty special” “I don’t know if anyone’s that special” “Something troubling you, ____?” “Just got it in my head today that I can’t stand anyone anymore” “I’m issuing a cry for help here” “What would you have me say?” ”Don’t marry him” “Pick me. Pick us” “I’m not brave like you are” “This isn’t a novel. I want you in real life” “Don’t you think that’s worth trying to be brave?” “Looks like we don’t have any projects together coming up for a while” “Four projects back to back, I feel like we’ve known each other for centuries” “We could always hang out after, if you’d like to” “I was trying to think of the right thing to say on the whole car ride over” “All I could think about was how badly I wanted to do that” “Let’s go inside, that’s what people do when it rains”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t think you’d come” “The cake’s finished” “I didn’t think you’d move to New York” “You’re going to miss my birthday” “I’m going to miss a lot of things” “Not much here that is going to miss me” “Please don’t, it’ll only make things worse” “What do you want, _____? Just say it” “Ask me to stay” “I would, if you asked me to” “I’m right here” “Don’t let me go” “It was nice working with you this time” “I’m bummed we never did an 80s movie together” “Guy shows up, boombox overhead. Grand gesture with an original song” “I should go“ “I’ll see you around” “Those of us at home might be wondering what I’m doing here. On your front porch. In the rain” “Those of us at home, might have thought you hated those of us at home” “Those of us at home should maybe shut up and listen” “I was a jerk to you and I’m sorry” “I am trying to do a thing and the gods of irony have clearly chosen to back me up here” “You love me?” “I don’t hate you”

“Its raining on prom night” “What a mess” “How did you find me?” “I thought you could use a friend” “We’ve been such good friends lately” “We never did get our dance” “Just a little rain” “I bet if you close your eyes you can hear the music” “Hey this is a pretty good song” “_____, you can’t be here” “Just listen, for once in our godforsaken lives” “It’s not finished” “The whole thing is pretty bad honestly” “I hope you know that this is entirely your fault” “If you had just offered to take my hat like a gentleman would have, we wouldn’t be stuck out here in the rain” “Maybe if you had any inclination to act like a lady” “You are Infuriating” “Darling, you are so puffed up with air, I’m surprised you haven’t floated away in a storm” “You make my blood boil and I’m pretty sure we’d kill each other by Sunday, but by God, it would be a glorious Saturday night.” “I love you” “Took you long enough” “I was in a bad mood the day you asked me out last time, I didn’t mean to be rude” “We don’t need to be friends” “I just don’t like it when people don’t like me” “I don’t care about you” “Don’t sound too disappointed”

“____ Wait!” “Sorry I was an idiot” “Please don’t go” “I need you“ “Maybe I don’t need you” “Look at me, standing here in the pouring rain and I’m going to keep standing here until the end of time because I cannot go another step without you” “You’re insufferable” “You are arrogant, you speak without thinking and you are too tall” “I know, I love you too” “It’s nice working with you again _____” “Do you wanna go out and grab some food?” “I was just asking, just making sure” “Well we’re on the same page” “I hate food” “I can think of a few things as wonderful“ “Don’t use the umbrella, you’re spoiling the view” “You’ll catch Pneumonia” “I never want to spend a day without you” “You mean because we’ve become such good friends?” “So what’s your favourite kind of music?” “Please don’t talk to me” “You are not a nice person” “Can I get a water please?”