#floweytheflower

I forgot to post it lol, thank you @underfell for made this amazing au ❤️

"I ' l l k i l l e v e r y o n e y o u l o v e . "

It's been a while and ofc i could touch things up but if i focus on being Perfect i'll never want to share it so- here's a lil thing i did, it's been a long time since i've tried drawing this creepy fucker in digital form but i'm proud of it thus far :D

*During genocide route*

Flowey: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Chara: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Sans: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Frisk: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Papyrus: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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*During Sans battle*

Sans: Go to Hell Frisk, tearing up: I wish I could

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*After Sans battle*

Grillby: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor. Sans: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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*During neutral route*

Papyrus: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Undyne: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Papyrus, desperately, as Undyne bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Undyne: Oh! B positive.

Papyrus: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

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*Also during neutral route*

Chara: Where are you going?

Frisk: To get nicecream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

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Frisk: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Chara: Not if they consent to it.

Flowey: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Asriel: YES?!?

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Frisk: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Chara: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Asriel: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Chara: Good thinking.

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Frisk: Yo is Flowey sleeping or dead?

Chara: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.

Asriel: Yeah, so did I.

Flowey: Okay first of all, fuck you-

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Chara: What are your goals?

Frisk: To pet all the dogs.

Chara: No, fitness goals.

Frisk: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Frisk, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Chara, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Asriel: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Frisk: playing systemic oppression

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Chara: You love me, right, Asriel?

Asriel: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Chara: God, give me patience.

Flowey: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Chara: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Chara: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Asriel: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Chara: Absolutely not.

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Frisk: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Flowey: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Frisk: Yes!

Chara: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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*Chara and Gaster In the void*

Gaster: Here's some advice

Chara: I didn't ask for any

Gaster: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Flowey/Asriel: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Asgore and Toriel: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Flowey/Asriel: Death is a social construct.

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Doctor: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Chara: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Flowey: I personally was created in a lab.

Frisk: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Toriel, driving: So how was your day?

Frisk: We almost got surprise adopted!

Toriel: What?

Chara: We almost got kidnapped.

Toriel: Oh, okay.

Toriel: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Sans: How many kids do you have?

Toriel: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Gaster: Anyone d-

Sans: Depressed?

Undyne: Drained?

Papyrus: Dumb?

Alphys: Disliked?

Gaster: -done with his work-... what is wrong with you people...

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Undyne, banging on the door: Sans! Open up!

Sans: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Alphys: No, she meant-

Papyrus: Let him finish.

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Alphys: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Papyrus: Put spaghetti in it.

Alphys: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Sans: Put spaghetti in it.

Alphys: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Undyne: Put spaghetti in it.

Alphys: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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Alphys: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Undyne: I don’t know how to do that.

Papyrus: I don’t wear a watch.

Sans: Time is a construct.

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Sans: Alphys isn’t answering her phone

Undyne: I’ll call

Sans: Papyrus and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Alphys: Hello?

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Alphys: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Undyne: Okay.

Alphys: And make out during the scary parts.

Undyne: Th-

Undyne: The scary parts.

Undyne: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Alphys, giving Sans therapy: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Sans: Thank you

Alphys: I didn't say that was a good thing

Sans: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Sans: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Papyrus: Go the fuck to sleep

Sans: What gif I don't want to?

Papyrus: Fuck You

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Sans: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.

Papyrus: Sans, that's a coma.