May 6, 2022
the flynt clan is just a metaphor for what is typically known as “florida man” or, as i prefer, floridafolk. (cryptid variety of regular people living in florida) (also both start with ‘f’ to pay respects, there is no such thing as a coincidence)
baron flynt probably displays the least of the floridafolk energy despite looking like he replaced all of his cells with meth, and i would argue that it could be a tie between zane and captain for the god of the floridafolk flynts
sure, zane may have fought two sirens and a handful of ancient gods, BUT captain flynt is the literal embodiment of cocaine.
captain flynt is also dead, so the crown probably goes to the (probably) last survivor of the flynts.
