Jul 30, 2023
One day I will make a joke so infuriatingly brainless that my girlfriend will strangle me to death on the spot, and then I will have won. Here's my best attempt so far.
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One day I will make a joke so infuriatingly brainless that my girlfriend will strangle me to death on the spot, and then I will have won. Here's my best attempt so far.
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Steelhead jumpscare!!
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Favourite enhanced power-up from Super Mario?
P Wing
Tanooki Suit
Gold Flower
P Acorn
Invincibility Leaf
Statue Leaf
Lucky Bell
Invincibility Bell
Giga Bell
See results / Something else (tell me! i'm curious!)
(Deliberately excluded: Giga Bell)
Favourite flight power-up from Super Mario?
Super Leaf
Tanooki Suit
Cape Feather
P Balloon
Propeller Mushroom
Super Acorn
Wing Cap
Red Star
Something else?! (tell me! i'm so curious!)
(see results)
(Deliberately excluded: P Wing, Yoshi Wings, P Acorn, Statue Leaf, Blimp Fruit)
Monkeys are funny because...
Because they make awesome noises (the champion's choice)
Because they're just little fellas (the scholar's choice)
Because they're monkeys (the philosopher's choice)
Because of some other reason (the stranger's choice)
Monkeys are not funny (the unlovable oaf's choice)