#flopanne

We have been saying this FOR MONTHS:

Lady Gaga’s European tour has thousands and thousands of tickets available.

What does she do then?

Claims to be sick to postpone ONLY the European dates until next year (2018).

Meanwhile, the second leg of her US tour will continue as planned for the rest of this year. Interesting, right?

Yesterday, Lady Gaga canceled her show in Brazil, ONE DAY BEFORE her performance. 

You would think that it was a great disappointment not only to her fans but also to her crew (technicians, band, road assistants, etc.), after all, 9 hours on a plane, setting up a stage and all the work involved in getting ready for an artist’s  perfor... oh wait! That never happened. The disappointment here is only on the “fan” part. 

Lady Gaga’s crew flew to Europe yesterday (the day she canceled her Brazilian show) from the USA to get ready for the European leg of the FlopAnne tour. And worse: THEY KNEW IT SINCE LAST WEEK!

This image was taken from the Facebook account of a member of the #JoanneWorldTour crew (interestingly enough, this person also worked on the #MDNATour):

Yesterday, September 14, this crew member was flying from New York to Amsterdam saying "Time for the European leg. See you again in 7 weeks America." You would think her crew would be in Brazil already (the show was scheduled for today, September 15). You don’t think they would just show up on the day of the show, build her stage on the day of the show, and move on with the tour, do you?

But it gets worse: THE SAME CREW MEMBER stated, last week, on September 7th, that they had "two more shows after [Toronto]. Then off to Europe." This went unnoticed until Gaga canceled her show in Brazil one day before her performance. Now it was all clear: they all knew the Brazilian show was never going to happened since LAST WEEK. So why did Gaga wait until last minute to cancel the show? The fact that no one from her crew was in Brazil is proof that it is all a scam. 

Needless to say, Joanne's show in Brazil would be THE ONLY ONE in South America, Gaga would be losing money flying her crew and stage down there for just one concert. So they made the executive decision to cancel the one show in South America to get ready for the European leg instead.

[Fans crying outside the venue after the cancelation of the show]

I'm sure they hoped to add more shows, but there was no demand for Joanne there, so mother monster canceled it the day before and sent cookies (really) to the fans who had been camping in line for her show in Rock in Rio for a month. I hope they tasted good.

Another day, another desperate has been using Madonna for promotion. Quick reminder: the ONLY (few) times the Queen of Pop ever mentioned Gaga in the media, she was ASKED about her and her undeniable, blatant copying of her work! But when will this bish, Lady Garbage, stop riding on Madonna's coattails? 

When Lady "Joanne" Gaga isn't copying Madonna's music, or videos, or fashion, or career moves, she is talking about her and using it as promo. By the way, what disease is she claiming she has now? She's at her doctor's getting facial injections for "pains on" her face. I guess it hurts being this ugly.

Another day, another video evidence that the Joanne World Tour (which started a week and a half ago) is NOT sold out as Gaga's team reports.

Look at all that empty space while gagatards run like hens out of a chicken coop!

Lady Gaga and her fans need to stop with the lies that her shows are sold out.

“If you’re going to San Francisco…" Well Gaga did, but nobody else went, though.

Notice how, while Lady Joanne was ON stage, you can see an ample green turf behind those guys:

And what about the big empty space next to her stage? 

Lady Gaga has found a new way to distribute FREE TICKETS for her Joanne World Tour.

But didn’t she claim it was “sold out in minutes?”

If that was true, how come this NEW deal was revealed AFTER the tour had already started and AFTER empty pockets of people were seen in its FIRST week?