#flextillidrop

Day… uhh… not sure, bro. Huhuhu, don’t needa count days, only count reps. 💪

Woke up. Looked in mirror. Damn, I’m big. Heh. Flexed a bit. Looked even bigger. Got hard. Gym time. Gotta get dumber.

🏋️‍♂️ Gym log:

Lifted heavy.

Lifted heavier.

Thought for a sec. Bad idea.

Did curls. Brain felt fuzzy. That’s good.

Chest pump got insane. Pecs bounced. People stared. Huhuhu, yeah bro, look at me.

Flexed so hard forgot what I was doin'. Had to start over.

Dunno what’s happenin', bro. Brain feel all soft, like mushy… like… like not there. But muscles big. Huhuhu. That’s all that matters. Big muscle = big man. Smart dudes? Nah. Weak.

Someone asked me what books I read. Bro, what’s books? 🤔 Only thing I read is gains. Only thing I write is PRs. Heh. No need for smart when you this huge.

💭 Thoughts today:

Thinkin' bad. Lifting good.

Brain small. Muscles big.

Gotta grow. Gotta shrink brain.

Weights good. Thinking bad.

Heard some nerd talkin’ ‘bout college n’ shit. Huhuhu, wtf that? I got one subject, bro. Gym. I major in dumbbell science. I got a PhD in pumpin’. Dumb as hell. Strong as fuck.

"Getting jacked and dumb is a badge of honor, a testament to one's unwavering dedication to the pursuit of physical perfection." Bro, that’s me. Huhuhu. Honor student in Gym University.

Ain’t gotta think. Just gotta lift. Grow. Flex.

🏋️‍♂️ Goal tomorrow:

Wake up

Stare at big muscles in mirror

Get bigger

Forget how to spell words

Maybe try lifting a car

Flex till I can’t think no more

Huhuhu, life easy when you dumb n’ huge. Gym is home. Iron is king. Brain small. Muscles big. Dumb forever. 😵‍💪