Brutal Legend- Wage A War Of Demonic Egos
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This is a very silly Brutal Legend fic written for funsies.
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“Mhm.” Eddie jammed his hands in his pockets. He goes quiet for a moment, just watching his boyfriend work before he speaks again. “Is this cause my ma commented on the grass being too tall?”
“No, your witch of a fucking mother has no power over me.” Fletus flapped his hand back dismissively at the entire thought. All Eddie could do was roll his eyes. Why were demonic egos so fragile?
Eddie made an agreeable sound, wondering how demons lived this long if they were all this prideful. “So, just lawn maintenance cause you can?”
“We gotta make sure everything works.”
“Right, sure, okay,” Eddie states dryly back, not sure if he even wants to know what caused this. "Whatever you say, babe."
Was it just the comment Eddie actually heard or did his mother and Fletus argue over texts again? Eddie wasn’t going to get in the middle of it. Being the son of the long-standing Demon Emperor had enough problems. The fact he was dating the leader of the Freeks had added to the problem pile, but Eddie didn't mind in the least.
Even if Fletus was just as prideful as every other demon around. He rubs at his chin, watching Fletus grumble as he sorted parts into piles. His ears all but pressed tightly against his skull and hat that Eddie knows he's actually agitated. “When are you going to be done with… this? This weird demonic ego trip?”
