#fleshmachine

Horrible freak who’s killed hundreds in cold blood

(inspired by @pileofslop's TF2 mammals)

Snoggies are large, predatory proto-mammals known for their exceptional intelligence and mimicry abilities. Despite having an overall reptilian appearance, Snoggies are actually synapsids, making them more closely related to us than true reptiles! They are also a direct, albeit extremely distant, ancestor of the Perriers.

True Snoggies are extinct in the wild, having been wiped out by human competition a few thousand years ago. The domestic Snoggy is much smaller than its extinct wild counterpart, and is also much friendlier! They're known to form tight bonds with other creatures, especially Giners, and will become fiercely protective of their chosen partner.

UHHHHH TOXIC YAOI AU DELL CONAGHER?????? WITH FLESHMACHINE PLOT??????

Their name is Desk, they're the oldest out of Sonny and Dell's clutch of six. They try to look as human as possible, but are only able to look like a mannequin. It's a routine flaw that mimics can't replicate human features, but given that Desk is about 1/3 human, they can get closer to a true humanoid appearance than a full-blooded mimic like Sonny.

I send hugs

i was just thinking this because there’s a phone number my place of an employment offers if you want to talk to someone and i can’t bring myself to it because thinking about talking to someone about my issues on the phone makes me feel gross