I like to imagine that Lestat tells people we don't bite with the most lovestruck look on his face. I also like to imagine that he occasionally forgets to tell people the unimaginable horrors eldritch reader is capable of
uhhh cw for mentioned cannibalism and attempted suicide then murder of an unnamed character
“Y’know, sometimes I feel like you’re one bad day away from eating me.” It’s a valid concern, you think, but Daniel says it so casually that it’s very obvious that he’s not concerned at all.
Lestat scoffs, rolling his eyes like he’s offended for you, “Don’t be silly, Daniel, mon chou does not bite.” And then he goes back to dabbing up the blood on your chin.
“Yeah, Daniel, I don’t bite.” You grin at Daniel from over his shoulder, not bothering to retract the rows of sharp—and very not vampire-like—teeth protruding from your gums.
“Right.” Daniel averts his eyes with an amused huff. “And I’m Oprah Winfrey.”
You really like Daniel, he’s cool. He got over the whole nightmare fuel thing quicker than most, learned to avoid prolonged eye contact if he wanted to sleep well. Can’t say the same for the guy whose blood Lestat is so lovingly wiping from your skin.
Another fledgling that called himself an Armand Truther or some other equally insane thing, made you laugh right up until he described all the ways Lestat should suffer. You… don’t remember much after that, came to just in time to see him bashing his own head against the wall until his skull cracked open, letting out noises that could only be described as a feral kind of terror.
You didn’t ignore the hunger it summoned because who are you to deny a free meal?
(Daniel comments that you absolutely could have, but Lestat says you’re allowed to eat when and what you like.)