#flea men

Somewhere, in Japan, there's an elderly man, reclining in an armchair, in the back of his son's living room.  He's been catatonic for years.  And every time anyone tries to get him to do anything, he just bleeds from the mouth, and whispers ancient curses.  And finally, the man had visitors over, and they asked, "What's wrong with your dad?"  And he just looked at them, and whispered, "He's the man that put Flea Men in Castlevania".