I love being a witch sometimes. Example: convo between me and my flatmate.
Scene: I'm sitting on my couch, with my tea set, seen here.
My flatmate: "Whatcha doing?"
Me, warily: "Trying to read my tea leaves, but there's a problem."
Flatmate: "Which is?"
Me: "They always tell me the same damned thing."
Flatmate: "And that is what, exactly?"
Me: "That, sadly... I need more tea. Mind filling the kettle for me?"











