Apr 19, 2017
Magician: Is this your card?
Person: Yes?
Magician: And is THIS your pin number?
Person: urmm
Magician: And finally is THIS the answer to your security question?
Person:... Shit.
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Magician: Is this your card?
Person: Yes?
Magician: And is THIS your pin number?
Person: urmm
Magician: And finally is THIS the answer to your security question?
Person:... Shit.
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Recently diognosed with auditory processing disorder ...
Mum: I've been shouting you for ages are you deaf?
Me: ...yes?
Mum: ...ah.
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So... Dad ordered a chocolate belgian waffle the place we were at recently added like a pizza extension which is where they now prepare the desserts, receive the waffle: looks fine. Dad starts to talk about how bitter it was and we thought it was just the brandy icecream. We passed it round the table but couldnāt pinpoint what part of the waffle was bitter. Mum tried it and couldnāt stop laughing but managed to sayĀ āTheĀ āchocolate sauceā is balsamic vinegarā One of the pizzas on the menu has balsamic vinegar on it so it must have got mixed up but you canāt help but wonder if someone has a pizza with chocolate sauce on it XD Ā
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I voted for harryandprongs and my face tag is /tjisnotthatcute :) x
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