#flaminghotcheeto

Wow I miss random trips to Nola and crashing at @amour_detta #tbt #blackboyjoy #flaming #flaminghotcheeto https://www.instagram.com/p/BtmibShF9x8OMts92zSn3F8-v3D-S6ym8iv21E0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1o10yobwt2d7j

And post haircut. #flaminghotcheeto #fresh

Sometimes I look okay #stubble #workflow #gayguy #flaminghotcheeto

My friend Eddie was trying to be professional in front of his boss and I had tagged along to say hi. He was very uptight and cordial even though she is our age and very sweet. He needed to hand her some important paper so he pulls out his binder. As he opens the binder a flaming-hot red Cheeto decided it's his time to shine and bursts out of the binder to plop onto the desk. I made eye contact with his boss and we synchronized our minds to telepathically confirm that that was the funniest thing we had ever seen happen with a Cheeto. Her eyes spoke to me, they asked "that was funny right? Is it ok to laugh at Eddie ?" My eyes did not respond because I was to busy channeling a daemon laughter that barreled through my chest. As I keeled over from lack of oxygen due to strenuous laughter she started getting her giggles too and poor Eddie was embarrassed to the point of turning beet red and handing the paper then dragging me out of the office. As he pulled me away and made his excuses we walked to the lobby and all the people waiting had heard us laughing and giggling watched us leave. Eddie made me promise not to tell our other friends about the incident. It was so funny I think he ended up telling them about it.