#flamethrower ee

also

none of them are cishet

The heather blasters are on frenemy terms with flamethrower. They are constantly challenging each other in an attempt to one up the other.

Lorelai cheering and supporting Flamethrower while he does his male cheerleading. Especially bc canonically flamethrower is great at it and going to like, regionals or smth. She is here for it. Attends every practice, cheers obnoxiously loud. Insults the other team. Full 10 miles

Crusher and Lorelai do the like. Girl Talk type of thing during sleepovers where they just talk about Giovanni.

Darkstar epithet binary, two darkstars, four hands to hold

Ben is little spoon. And by that I mean during sleepovers they all cuddle and Ben is the little spoon on the end. Tiny man fit good in cuddle.

Giovanni paints all their nails. Darkstar finds some like rhinestones and stuff to add more flair.

They all just carry Ben around like a sack of potatoes. Crusher is beefy af and probably carries his partners either way, flamethrower carries people constantly for cheerleading, car crash there is reason to believe that he has had to probably pull his car out of a ditch or something of the like many times, even if darkstar can’t do it two of him could carry Ben like a firefighter holding a hose, Lorelai could reasonably do it too, Giovanni probably can’t and accidentally drops him, and spike does it out of pure determination. All of them are capable of doing it.

All of the banzai blasters can get a little over exited. Lorelai does too ofc, but not in the same way. It takes her a while to catch up to their energy but them throwing a “welcome to the polycule” party definitely helps her vibe w them

They do a dnd campaign together. All of them (and the heathers included sometimes) have had one running for forever. They’re all a little anxious to invite Lorelai to do it w them bc she’s never played before and they don’t want her to fuck up the characters they’ve been playing in this campaign for a long time, but she adds the whole Dream Bubble to the game to make it all more realistic and they love it. She doesn’t really like the game, feels like it’s too much rules, but as it goes on with Lorelai being basically a co-dm bc she needs to know stuff to set them up beforehand, she gets really into it and learns all the rules to add little touches like health bars etc

Giovanni has a meeting with his Boys after meeting/having Lorelai joining the polycule, explaining possible triggers for her bc dead mom in the fire and having them cross off “arson” from the list of crimes they do.

Spike has one of those fucking wild cars where there’s like. Fence for doors and the top has been taken off and it’s a pickup truck. Giovanni made her include a way for the “doors” to lock and seatbelts. Safety is important.

A regular date night activity is driving out somewhere in spikes car and then finding a place where they can see the stars and sleeping in the back

They take shifts on driving car crash around. They have a secret gc or smth logging who last drove him, so they know who is next. This is an attempt to stop him from hurting himself or others via his namesake

The gc is secret so that every time he makes plans to do something and says it in front of them, they can have someone to drive him and not have to waste time arguing who did what when etc and always know who is w him

They have Life360 and have named a lot of locations different names. Every good date spot is added to it

Crusher gets flustered easily and when he has to present something for class the others all meet up to be his audience so he can practice, and it’s less scary for him

Spike and at least one other saw Lorelai at school and had at least a little crush on her, and then Giovanni brought her to the polycule and they went fuck yeah girl from geometry or smth like that is here

Crusher gives gifts. A lot. Bakes, cooks, makes food, little heart shaped things, he gives a lot of gifts to his partners. Half the time it’s like. A bouncy ball he found on the ground that he drew a heart on but they all love it

They all love doing like, big meet up-sleep over-parties for everything. It’s at least two of those things. Spike has the others dye her hair and every time it happens they all end up w hands dyed purple despite using gloves

She/he spike?

They take turns babysitting/helping Molly, picking her up from school, tutoring, all that. Some of them have helped take up shifts in the toy store, usually accompanied by Lorelai.

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