Bo gets reader pregnant and is very salty about it but also very proud
the idea of bo successfully impregnating someone is SO fucking terrifying djhjdsfhjdf can u fuckin imagine having to deal w/his ass while ur pregnant and sick and moody. and he's all ooga booga that's my girl ooga booga I did that hehehehehehe u ain't goin nowhere ooga booga
absolutely HORRIFIC oh my god. he'd be so fuckin weird about it??? simultaneously annoyed that ur now a permanent thorn in his side but also absolutely SMUG SELF-SATISFIED
tangentially related, but a couple months ago me and poki transcended space n time together and fully lost our minds writing the WEIRDEST shit about this terrifying fucking concept. emphasis on the terrifying
under the cut is an UNCOMFORTABLE little snippet I wrote from that madness.
concept: you have the baby. the world doesn't end, even though it feels like it does. that baby turns twelve and stumbles upon something he shouldn't.
“I found more in Pa’s drawer.” He chokes around air, his words coming out in watery gulps. He stares at you through your eyes. You see him without seeing him. You see yourself.
“What were you doing in there?” You hear your voice behind you, curled beside your ear. It comes from the door and the window and the wallpaper—and then deeper still, in the core of the house, bleeding.
“I was lookin’ for a gun.”
The floor underneath you splinters and you bottom out. You’re in the caverns snaking under the town and the church pews. You’re not in any of those places, either. The fuzz of television static is back, crowding around you and pushing you between the jagged hopping of the lines as they jitter around your skull.
“Baby.” You gather him into your arms, pulling him into the crook of your neck. He sobs. His grip is too tight. You’ve been here before, but never like this. The static hisses into glittering points of light. The front of your dress is soaked with tears, with the blubber of drool from his mouth as he babbles that
he didn’t know why he did that, because daddy always keeps his guns in the living room, and he knows that, but he went in anyway because maybe he’d forgotten this time—
Your lightning bug boy with baby fat still in his cheeks, skimmed off the edges to make room for a face that began and ended with you. Half-man already, limbs too big for the space he occupied. The remnants of the boy on the roof, a bruise blooming on his cheek. Your heart walking around and growing teeth.
—and maybe maybe mama, I could. I could.
I know how.
“You gotta go put all that back.” Your voice is a whisper of smoke above the tree line.
“How long you been here, mama?”
You can see yourself on the set of drawers over the top of his head. She smiles at you.
“Baby. You’ve gotta go put that back. Go put it all back right now.”
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😘💕this is v cute
my boyf!! mr. ventiswampwater. light of my life. chronically offline and (subsequently) well-adjusted 30-something. happily listens to my unhinged 73474939284 hour-long ted talks on subjects he has no context for. the best boy to ever exist.
my dog.........a nefarious creachur!! a demon!! but also like........my heart walking around outside my body. my baby. the loml.
COFFEE (v much digging the lil peppermint mocha la colombe cans rn. def recommend)
renaissance faires!! v tragic that I am not @ one rn
the fact that I have the next three days off work lmao!! the gods are finally smiling down upon my wretched soul 😌🎉
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Can the answer be all the fics I haven't written yet? 😂 I like to believe the title will go to my planned AU fics. But if I gotta pick from the catalogue it'd be part 3 of the Lucky Winner because I'm not good at dialogue, especially 'first date' dialogue so the fact that I pushed through and wrote it makes me happy. Plus rereading the love confession makes me giddy 💞
3. What are your top three most commonly used tags on AO3?
I will say I feel like I'm pretty bad at tagging, I never think of what else could be considered a tag but unsurprisingly most of mine are smut related lol
Established Relationship, Cunnilingus, Dirty Talk
6. Would you ever accept requests or commissions?
Having done the odd freelance design job a few times I know how much I detest having to do something after work hours because a client is paying me, unfortunately it sucks all the fun out of it for me! So I wouldn't do commissions but I'm open to requests! Though I can be quite picky about what I'll enjoy writing about. So probably not every request would be fulfilled unfortunately.
28. What's the angstiest idea you've ever come up with?
While I absolutely adore angst with all my heart, I am actually horrendous at writing it. It's why you haven't seen me post any yet! I guess the angstiest so far would be the journalist!reader fic I mentioned here. Especially the end bit where Homelander would have to deal with someone choosing their/career/success (in his eyes at least, in hers it would be for the greater good and for justice) over him. Just that deep betrayal would be painful for him to go through again and I'd love to have him deal with the aftermath of 'I can't kill this person because if I do, I'll have nothing.' The desperation and loneliness with which he clings to any sort of positive interaction he has with someone he respects has me sobbing. So if she went through with releasing the information about his tortures and he still came back to her after that, I would just crumble to dust. Like knowing he's not in a position to be searching for his perfect match that will love and respect him as he deserves. Instead he has to settle for someone who in his eyes betrayed him and now he has to figure out whether his self-worth is more important than the need to be loved.
