#fishxcustard

"They asked me to! Why do you think? Also, when a man, two-headed or not, gets down on a knee and gives you a ring, made of plant life or not, it’s a proposal!"

"Well, Ferdinand had booked the chapel! I saved you! If I hadn’t gotten you into the TARDIS, you’d have had to drink that glass of milk and I’d have to congratulate you on your nuptials."

"It was not ALL me! And anyway, you got engaged to an Aplan once! And don’t tell me you’ve not had historical figures drooling over you!" ( god11shutup )

"I didn't know I was engaged to them until you got me back to the TARDIS. And I never actually married either of them."

"What happens in the privacy of a regeneration is that regeneration's own business! They don't count!" ( quick imagine the pout. )

"Oh no, you're not passing the Princess to Ten. That was all you."

"That doesn’t prove anything!" (we need to rp these bbys)

"What about the Princess of the Twilight Forest? Or Queen Elizabeth?"

"It is SO unique! When have you heard of another dashing, handsome figure in a cool bow tie with a winning smile and two hearts?" *mun face palms*

"Hmm, I suppose I could ask River, she might have an idea."

ELEVEN NO! “Harry? Harry? Hm? Yeah, well, Harry can become a boring surgeon. You married the Doctor!” He thinks that’s sounds impressive. Bless.

*pats his cheek* "I did, well done sweetie. However, that doesn't seem to be such a unique thing these days..."

*restrains 11 from making a comment about the fact he dumped danni and how ridiculous that was, adn then something about how he was a REBOUND?* NO, ELEVEN, LET IT GO! YOU MARRIED HER!