Jul 10
no i can't hang out i have to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
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no i can't hang out i have to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
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still haven't seen project hail mary but i suspect its vast popularity on tumblr might have something to do with the fact that its premise is literally "you have no friends and are a loser so we are launching you into fucking space." and then said friendless loser Saves The Universe so hard he is welcomed into a whole new community and is loved and celebrated there. yay! i wonder if this resonates with a certain webbed site of dweebs and losers (affectionate) we know.
the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak (girl who wants to keep eating delicious food but is full)
not enough cool things in the US. bigfoot and mothman sure but no castles and huge ancient ruins. when will washington have catacombs like paris
at what point is it acceptable to start crying when trying to learn french
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my colleague/classmate Mahima makes coffee for the office in the morning, which i only drink on days i want to die, and when she measures and pours the grounds i can see in her the timidity of a habitual tea drinker. i ask,
"Mahima, do you usally drink coffee or tea?"
"tea," she says.
"i can tell," i say. "this is weak shit."
i go to demonstrate. "tea," i say, "is made with honor and hope. Coffee is made with hatred and desperation. you have to let the hate seep in. the Keurig is the altar of a god who does not love us."
Camus tells you to use coffee as a replacement for suicide. as for me, i'll tell you want i tell everybody: i drink tea. but if you see me drinking coffee, it's because i want to die. if you see me drinking redbull, it's because i am already dead.
i can't say "chivalrous" without thinking of a walrus