May 12, 2020
Fish are terrifying
The ocean is such a beautiful place, honestly. I would love nothing more than to be a scuba diver or the captain of a boat. Be lost at sea, all day, to find your way back home, sleeping, just to return to the ocean in the morning.
But why do fish have to exist? Why do fish have to be any bigger than my forearm?? Why do they have to have teeth??? Don’t get me wrong, I straight up vibe with octopus, squid, goldfish and other lil mans out in the water. But what the heck is up with alligator gar and shits like sea lamprey. Boyyyyy howdy. It could be something like a lake sturgeon that wouldn’t hurt a fly and I’d still get leaky pants seeing one.
