Link’s Adventure Log Day 01
so i woke up after like 100 years or some shit? Someone keeps talking to me saying i need to remember? I wandered around and almost got rekt by a bokoblin. Then I found some rock and threw my sheika plate on it and it transformed into a tower. After i climbed down some weird ass old man kept talking to me talking about some fuckin paraglider and how i need to get him some treasure. So i went to this shrine to Oman Au and became fuckin Magneto and I can move magnetic objects around now? So then this old fucker tells me I need to get him THREE more treasures for this goddamn paraglider. Then i fell off the tower and fuckin DIED lmao. And now i'm alive again? It’s been a weird day













