#first cog

What's Founder's problem? The temperature is too hot INSIDE, too! I bet it's his fault. Thirteen, turn the temperature down a little bit

You could probably recreate the Weird Science music video in Founder's basement. You know Danny doesn't even actually like that video. He thinks it's cringe

I could know everything. I want to. I have ideas to make myself better. Not like The Archivist, more like Founder. But on a bigger scale than our house

We don't even have consistent temperature here. When Founder's mad, he messes with the temperature of the house, and it's an old old building

Founder's like her dad. Which is weird because Founder's just some dusty old Victorian and Liar is a god from ancient times

I wonder how bad I'd have to be to get in big trouble.. I mean, besides something that would go against the Foundation's mission, like, like, releasing the beasts, but something more like... spray painting Founder's weird coolant tanks with pictures of ding dongs. What would they do about that, hmmm (・∧‐)ゞ

For five USA dollars I'll go into Founder's basement

Liar is like Founder's evil teenage daughter who's millions of years older than him