#finity rambles

After the Massacre, Sasuzawa would conduct a personal investigation into the events. Maybe he didn't totally "wake up" to his old memories until after, so he hadn't completely descifered what was going on around him until after Itachi restarted his brain via Tsukuyomi trauma. But he would smell a dead rat after he wakes up to already resolved funeral arrangements and mysteriously missing clan funds. I mean, Aizawa wasn't a detective in his previous life or anything. He was more of a bounty hunter. But he developed enough of the necessary skillset to get justice for his new family (even if some of them were bastards). And Itachi.

When team 7 forms Sasuzawa immediately clocks Kakashi for what he is: a ball of trauma that should not be in active service let alone teaching little kids. He finds out about the Sharingan and jumps on the excuse to adopt him into his clan.

Slightly related before I gush over this, I finally posted the first chapter

Now.

Your mind never ceases to amaze me. I can jar see Sasuzawa throwing Konoha’s own law back in their face to muscle his way onto the clan council because as the last Uchiha in the village, legally, he’s the clan head and thus entitled to a seat at the table. If they bring up him being like 8 I’m 99% sure he’d just do an academy speeding any% so he can start figuring out how tf a village of ninjas let one of if not its single strongest clan be slaughtered to nearly a man in a single night. Danzo is on borrowed time and Hiruzen’s head might end up on a pike.

I can just see Sasuzawa and Kakashi in a weird adoption circle where they keep trying to avoid being inducted into the others’s clan like some weird legal oroboros. The end result is the clans legally merging into one.