@finitecurved​ “I can’t help you.”
Jessica wagged her finger. “Ah, ah...I think you misspoke. ...That’s not how you say CAN and WILL.” Then she stood there in silence with her hands on her hips and an awkward grin on her face. Hoping that somehow her telepathic and desperate vibes would change his mind. Â
After that didn’t work, her expression changed.Â
“...Uh...okay. What if I ask really nicely and throw in a I-O-U coupon instead? ...Amazon gift card? ...Tickets to Disneyland?”











