#findingnemomarlin

“No, I’m not saying you’re wrong. I’m just saying that pumpkin pie is the greatest food in existence and anyone who thinks otherwise hates not only the spirit of America, but also all joy.”

“Excuse me, sir!” Riley waved at the guy a few feet away from her. He was wearing a name tag, so she assumed that meant that he worked here. “Can you tell me what kind of fish this is?” She pointed to a blue fish whose name didn’t seem to be listed. “And is it... annoying? Can fish be annoying? I want to get a pet, but my sister requested that it not be annoying.”

[   sms   :   contact   :   nemo  🐟  ]:  hey, are you busy tonight? [   sms   :   contact   :   nemo  🐟  ]:  wanna come over?

She barely looked up as Nemo was led into her office, waving her assistant away as she straighted the hangers on the rack in front of her. “Okay, so I’ve got a few pairs of jeans that should actually fit you, some button up shirts - just in case - a nice jacket, and one genuine suit. Just one, I’m not gonna push it,” she said, twirling around to face him.