Eyehategod: Eyehategod (2014)
Ministry's Filthpig and Unsane's Scattered, Smothered, and Covered (both 1996) prepared me for this and I didnât even know it. Filthpig was the vert first album I recall that had that sludgy burning feel to it and thatâs what had their fans disown them. Unsaneâs noise rock credo made them legends and I been fans of theirs for years. Just for the hell of it I jumped into Take As Needed For Pain (1993) but after hearing this, I declare itâs time to really get into these guys. Itâs no fault but my own that I shouldâve found them earlier.
A lot can happen in fourteen years in-between proper studio albums. They released their sole live record Preaching The âEnd Timeâ Message (2001) and compilation Ten Years Of Abuse (And Still Broke) (2005). Mike IX Williams and his ex-girl Alicia Morgan of 13 were arrested on narcotics charges, and drummer Joey LaCaze died only two days after his 42nd birthday of respiratory failure. Theyâve also had some live shows and side projects to boot. Fourteen years was as long as Guns Nâ Roses took for Chinese Democracy (2008) and also as much for Toolâs Fear Inoculum (2019). That painful wait doesnât guarantee a great record but for the most part it makes for a sweeter comeback, but I wouldnât know because I just started with them, you fucking alligator.
The self-titled offering is a mess. A terrible fucking mess. Parallel to the bandâs sordid history, it fights itsâ own battle of struggling to stand on its own two feet as it avoids getting knocked down. Tempo changes, aggressions, charges, and pullbacks are unpredictable and unstable. Anyone who has money riding on anything is almost guaranteed to go broke. The only few constants are Williamâs wretched vocals screetching and wheezing all throughout. Brian Patton and Jimmy Bowerâs guitars roughhouse with Gary Maderâs bass and all refuse play anything less than a dirty, scummy, sick 45-minute game. And John LaCaze makes his final appearance here posthumously, continuously pelting and chipping away at drums until you canât fucking move.
I can tell that after fourteen years of starvation does this record wants out and shows its vengeance. That pit bullâs name is âAgitation! Propaganda!â, a series of furious rope-a-dope punches thatâs distributed to everyone in attendance right before âTrying To Crack The Hard Dollarâ struts itsâ hot shit across the whiskey-drenched town streets. A moment where everyone takes notice of Eyehategodâs slippery-slope sludge goodness arrives with âParish Motel Sicknessâ where those grease-fire riffs and Maderâs basslines dig in while LaCazeâs smattering drums are on point. Williamsâ lyrics get twisted and inverted to a situation of indecision (âsometimes Iâm stuck together / sometimes Iâm so unglued) and contradiction (âit takes its own life / then takes a life of its ownâ) while he heaves on by.
More fun moments to be had on their self-titled such as âFramed To The Wallâ, having Eyehategod go head-on thrash at high-speeds before switching itself up in so many ways in such short time that no one could keep track. âRobitussin And Rejectionâ still shows Williamsâ at his lyrical wretched and at the bandâs most driven yet; both still putting it in the bank. Without question their biggest moment is âFlags And Cities Aboundâ. Williams spouts prose of his imprisonment for drug charges; his vocals simultaneously vacate the left channel as spoken word and right for screaming screed before the outfit spends it all for itsâ murkiest and most sinister moment. Mader, Bower, and Pattonâs gargantuan grandfather-clock riffs sluggishly tear you open with a jagged knife and LaCazeâs drums pop off like a long-string of M80âČs. âMedicine Nooseâ gears itself up like a bull scraping itsâ hoof against the dirt before it takes off into the crowd for the fucking kill, leading into IXâs last hack-and-wheeze special âThe Age Of Bootcampâ to burn the album out in a smoking, heaping conclusion.
2000 almost declared the NOLA / Brooklyn outfitâs medicated legacy said-and-done, and chances are bands on massive hiatuses either re-charge, put their shit back together, or still find some fight in them to go at it again. An album such as this reminds us that they never lost it. Not even the passing of LaCaze and some drug-fueled events that couldâve derailed Eyehategod for good didnât even stop them to put out one of the sickest wildfires ever documented in the last decade. With a new single âHigh Risk Triggerâ (â20) making way for A History Of Nomadic Behavior to be released in March, Eyehategod fans thankfully will wait only half as long to see if they can survive another slaughter.