i mean… his plan KIND OF worked in the unit boxset. he got out alive after all.

The Brigadier returned home feeling energetic and excited. As muchas breaking into UNIT archives was supposed to be a bad thing, he could not help but feel it was the best thing he'd doen in years.

Not only had he had the pelasure of seeing Sarah Jane Smith again - she really was a remarcable woman, that one - but he had also gotten to shoot an alien nd participate in a car chase. Nothing could be better.

... whoops.

I’m giving you two because they’re both so weird out of context, lol. A gold star for anyone who guesses what either of these fics are about!

Bernie vaguely hears the group laugh as Serena explains that this position keeps the hands perfectly spaced, while providing a bit of fun for both parties, distracted as she is by the warmth of Serena’s smooth skin.

And all around were women, laughing and shouting and throwing money at the oiled bodies of mostly naked men.

                    The light flashing alerts her to Kate’s presence. She doesn’t hear the door - her hearing aids are never on when she’s in her cave - or what Kate says as more than a murmur. A jumble of sounds that she can’t make sense of. She reaches for the aids, fiddling with them until they fit over her ears and ring with the adjustment. It’s unpleasant, and Eloria visibly winces, but she turns her attention back to Kate as soon as she’s sorted.