married life meme for #rochelle (rowan & michelle).
leaves their dirty clothes on the floor: for the most part, neither of them. save for like the rare occasions with rowan.
forgets to run the dish washer: who has time to run the dishwasher when there are banks to be robbed, antiques to be stolen and hell to be raised? but picture rochelle in a shootout with the popo as michelle asks rowan if he ran the dishwasher and he pauses before reluctantly answering ânoâ. so ya, probs rowan.Â
pumps gas for the car: rowan cuz heâs the driver in the relationship durh. heâs also the type of hubby to fill up the wifeyâs car for her too tho.
drives when theyâre going somewhere: again, obvs rowan. anything from dinner dates to being the getaway driver when they rob the louvre. v romantic, i know.
rearranges the furniture: michelle cuz rowan absolutely doesnât have an opinion on which side of the wall the bed should be on, as long as the bed is big and comfy. obviously heâd do the heavy lifting as michelle instructs him on where to put shit.
falls asleep with the TV on: who has time to watch tv when there are crimes to be committed and illegal money to be made?? either both after a long day of work, or rowan.
gets to use the bathroom first: michelle because rowan couldnât care less. he grew up with a sister, he knows how the system works.
decides the temperature for the ac/heater: michelle because again, rowan couldnât care less. if heâs cold, heâll put on a sweater and if heâs hot, well, who needs clothes? ...now iâm almost positive michelle has turned up the temp at least once so rowan will go around the house shirtless >>
sets up holiday decorations: rowan likes to surprise michelle by having the house decorated when she comes home. and then michelle will have to go around and redo some of it cuz letâs be real, what does rowan know about aesthetics?
leaves the lights on: i mean theyâre rich, does it matter who left the lights on? though i feel like both are pretty good about this. rowan may be a criminal, but he cares about the environment.
uses the bathroom with the door open: hands down rowan and he has zero shame about it. sorry michelle, your hubs is a lil bit of a grown frat boy.
fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber): if rowan can take apart and put back together a car, he can fix some measly plumbing issues.Â