Fics Where Leaked Texts make Ilya Look Good
Or something adjacent to good, eg. has a nice dick
📖#janegate - deadmemewalking - Complete - 10.5k
Or, the internet reacts to leaked messages between Ilya Rozanov and the mysterious Jane.
📖I'll be Jane - gurlsrool - Complete - 7.2k
It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing. No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting. The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting). Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.
📖Domesticated: Ilya Rozanov retired partyboy - Riekawrites - Complete - 8.1k
Yuna Hollander's phone gets hacked, and her messages get leaked. Everybody runs to read her messages with Shane, who she has lovingly saved as Favourite Son.
📝#LoverBoiRozanov - Birds On a Concrete Wall (AmetistLex) - Wip - 11k
You all heard about sweet Hollander being outed as a "terrible boyfriend" to Lily, now get ready for menace Rozanov being outed as "whipped and clingy boyfriend" to Jane :)
📖now we're in a freak storm every other weekend - hopeforimpossiblethings (addendum) - Complete - 3.2k
Some of Ilya's camera roll gets leaked in an iCloud hack. The internet reacts.
