#fickling

Barba: No. Never again. Stop asking.

Carisi: From now on, I’m only blowing deputy attorney generals.

Barba: When you’re down there, don’t forget to salute. Or did you mean deputy ATTORNEYS general?

Carisi: What? You mean they’re not real generals? There goes my man in uniform kink.

Barba: What do they teach you at Fordham Law?

Carisi: Last night in class, we watched the first three episodes of “Better Call Saul.”

Barba: This explains so much.

Carisi: I can’t wait to get my law degree. “Need your money? Just call Sonny.” I’m still working on that.

Barba: I know you’re playing dumb. What worries me is how good you are at it.

Carisi: What about surgeon generals?

Barba: I blame the French.

Carisi: I really just want a man with a chest full of medals to hold me down and do whatever he wants to me.

Barba: You’ll have to settle for suspenders with some political and LGBT buttons.

Carisi: I’ll take it. Can we do it on your desk in your office?

Barba: No. Never again. Stop asking.