#ffxivcringe

Saw this in PF the other day

Had a ninja who only used Doton. Only Doton. No Huton, Raiton, suiton, or even fuma shuriken. 

Saw this in Party Finder today. Initially, she had a party up for Garuda Extreme, but nobody joined her. Then, she started a party for Titan Extreme. Wonder why nobody joined...

Had a tank that joined a T13 Clear (PF said know past Teraflare) who said he knew this fight up until final phase. It soon became apparent that he actually didn't know it when he died to Phase 1 and 2 mechanics. After that, a few questions were asked and the following conversation ensued:

Had a PLD in Garuda Extreme today who refused to pick up adds and purposefully killed the Spiny Plume way too early. He also rejoined multiple times after we vote-kicked him (SE pls why is this possible) and pulled before we could start a vote-kick. 

Like bro. Why are you so thirsty? How many times we gotta kick you?

PSA:  ESUNA/LEECHES CANNOT REMOVE PETRIFACTION

Had a scholar who blamed his party’s white mage for his own death in party and alliance chat multiple times for “no suna” on his petrification. 

Also, someone remind him healing is ranged so you don’t need to stand on top of tanks to heal them.