Dear reader,
Please notice that Thanksgiving is irrelevant.
(This is a complete joke)
It goes Halloween then Christmas.
The only two Holidays that matter are conveniently next to each other.
So do not tell me,
You skipped Thanksgiving.
No.
I just dont consider it worthy of being on my calender.
Why? Because all you do is eat. I do that on a daily basis.
(This is a complete joke)













