heating up macking cheese in the michael wave
@midamoulweek day 5: date night
ghoul as a cucumber- dont forget date night tonight. ill kill you if you do
potassium adam- damn again?
ghoul as a cucumber- yes again. hurry home after work, lover <3
michaelwave- Okay.
ghoul as a cucumber- you can take your time actually.
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ghoul as a cucumber- helloooo i SAID its date night
ghoul as a cucumber- adam when are you coming hooome your dinner is getting cold :(
ghoul as a cucumber- i made pastaaaaa
potassium adam- ah shit ghoul Iām sorry
potassium adam- Iām still at workkk I forgot abt a stupid meeting I have to go to
potassium adam- michael are u gonna be home soon?
michaelwave- I will also be late. Jack and I are working on repairing something.
ghoul as a cucumber- ooooh what broke in heaven
michaelwave- Itās nothing that concerns you, nor is it something your tiny mind could comprehend.Ā
ghoul as a cucumber- youd tell adam :(
michaelwave- Yeah, because Adam is smart.
potassium adam- lmfao
ghoul as a cucumber- 8ā(
potassium adam- Iāll explain it to u l8rĀ
ghoul as a cucumber- 8ā)Ā
potassium adam- ok meeting time. bye. be nice.
ghoul as a cucumber- i miss you already
michaelwave- I am also turning off my phone. Try not to burn the house down.Ā
michaelwave- Again.Ā
ghoul as a cucumber- i dont miss you ever
ghoul as a cucumber- also i literally already made the food how would i burn the house down now
michaelwave- I think you could find a way.Ā
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ghoul as a cucumber- sigh
ghoul as a cucumber- siiiiiiigh
ghoul as a cucumber- SIIIGH
ghoul as a cucumber- :(
ghoul as a cucumber- poor ghoul. so alone.Ā
ghoul as a cucumber- he made dinner for his lovely boyfriendĀ
ghoul as a cucumber- and his boyfriends pitiful little creature
ghoul as a cucumber- and now hes just sitting at home allll alone
ghoul as a cucumber- its date night but who is here to be his date?
ghoul as a cucumber- 8ā(((((((
michaelwave- Shut up.Ā
ghoul as a cucumber- SSSIIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHH
ghoul as a cucumber- i am sooo lonely
ghoul as a cucumber- oh it is reminding me of my youthā¦
ghoul as a cucumber- alone in a graveyard⦠digging for scrapsā¦
michaelwave- Shut UP. Nobody cares.
potassium adam- ok jeez Iām here Iāll talk to uĀ
potassium adam- if I get caught not paying attention and lose my job thatās on u
ghoul as a cucumber- i will take those odds!!
ghoul as a cucumber- i have a question. if i was a worm would you still love me
potassium adam- u already are a worm
ghoul as a cucumber- i was afraid youād say that.
potassium adam- what does that even mean tho
ghoul as a cucumber- its a thing online
michaelwave- You spend too much time on the internet.Ā
ghoul as a cucumber- so bossy
ghoul as a cucumber- what else am i sposed to do all day
potassium adam- u could start a garden
michaelwave- You could work on altering your entire personality.Ā
ghoul as a cucumber- wow rude
michaelwave- :/
potassium adam- play nice
ghoul as a cucumber- okay dad ;)
potassium adam- STOPP
potassium adam- not u too
ghoul as a cucumber- oh lmao right with the
michaelwave- Iāll smite you.Ā
ghoul as a cucumber- i will not take those odds
potassium adam- no smiting on date night
potassium adam- michael weāve been over this
michaelwave- I will restrain myself tonight, I suppose.Ā
ghoul as a cucumber- :)>
potassium adam- why does he hav a beard
ghoul as a cucumber- ugh i wanted him to have a sharp tooth
ghoul as a cucumber- so it would be me. im trying to show you im a silly little rapscallion who doesnt deserve to be smote or abandoned on date night
potassium adam- ur not abandoned smh
potassium adam- and u wonāt be smote
ghoul as a cucumber- is this any better :P>
michaelwave- How would that be any better?
ghoul as a cucumber- UGH i know
ghoul as a cucumber- michael use your powers to make some punctuation i can use to make a sharp tooth
michaelwave- No.
ghoul as a cucumber- come onnnn
michaelwave- I canāt actually do everything.
ghoul as a cucumber- useless
michaelwave- It sounds like you only want me for my powers.Ā
ghoul as a cucumber- yes? is this news to you somehow?
michaelwave- Adam :(
potassium adam- I meanā¦Ā
potassium adam- they r def a plus
ghoul as a cucumber- no you have to side with him or heāll never help us again
michaelwave- I donāt even want to do date night anymore.
michaelwave- Certainly not with a wretched creature like you.
potassium adam- like me?
michaelwave- No! Of course not.Ā
michaelwave- You are the opposite of a creature.Ā
ghoul as a cucumber- whipped lol
potassium adam- Iām not even sure what the opposite of a creature is
michaelwave- I think Iāll stay in Heaven tonight.
potassium adam- noo itās date night
michaelwave- :(
potassium adam- :)
michaelwave- :/
potassium adam- :DĀ
michaelwave- :)
potassium adam- <3
ghoul as a cucumber- gross gross gross gross
ghoul as a cucumber- you two are worse than that middle schooler i ate
ghoul as a cucumber- literally how is it you spent a thousand fucking years together and you still act like middle schoolers with a crush
potassium adam- ugh donāt talk abt eating kids. blocked.Ā
ghoul as a cucumber- heyy :( she was already deadĀ
ghoul as a cucumber- blocking me is not going to solve your problems
potassium adam- I canāt hear you ur blocked
ghoul as a cucumber- how did you know i even said anything
potassium adam- michael I think my phoneās broken I keep getting notifications but no messages? :/
ghoul as a cucumber- wow adam youre soo funny
potassium adam- thank you :-)
ghoul as a cucumber- am i unblocked now?
michaelwave- He has selective hearing.Ā
michaelwave- Selective reading too, I suppose.Ā
ghoul as a cucumber- and you know this becauseee
michaelwave- The aforementioned thousand years together?Ā
potassium adam- michael used to be a real assho
ghoul as a cucumber- ass hoe lol
michaelwave- But you love me now, right?
ghoul as a cucumber- no he loves ME now
michaelwave- Adam Iām not an assho anymore right.Ā
michaelwave- Adam :(
ghoul as a cucumber- youre still an assho and he hates you
michaelwave- :((
potassium adam- sorry the boss walked byĀ
michaelwave- You donāt hate me now do you?
potassium adam- no michael, I donāt hate you
ghoul as a cucumber- i hate him
potassium adam- I know u do
michaelwave- You didnāt say you love me :(
potassium adam- I love u
michaelwave- I love you too :)
ghoul as a cucumber- lmao michael youre so pathetic
michaelwave- Why just me?
michaelwave- Not that I want you to call Adam pathetic.
potassium adam- whipped
ghoul as a cucumber- i actually like adam so
potassium adam- harshĀ
potassium adam- also. whipped
potassium adam- I like u too :)
ghoul as a cucumber- great we all like each other
michaelwave- Not all of us.Ā
ghoul as a cucumber- cool
ghoul as a cucumber- anyway i am still all alone
ghoul as a cucumber- that hasnt been fixedĀ
potassium adam- I couldnāt miss this meeting :(
potassium adam- sorry 4 being so late :((
michaelwave- Look what you did. You made him sad.Ā
ghoul as a cucumber- he made me sad first!
potassium adam- D:
ghoul as a cucumber- at least youre texting me
ghoul as a cucumber- its almost like weāre together <3
potassium adam- ugh :^/ boss almost caught me on my phone earlier and now heās staring at me
potassium adam- I might have 2 actually actually pay attention
ghoul as a cucumber- and not text me?
potassium adam- itās like u want me 2 lose my job
ghoul as a cucumber- the alternative is dying of loneliness adam
ghoul as a cucumber- if you dont pay attention to me for five minutes surely i will perishĀ
ghoul as a cucumber- haha
ghoul as a cucumber- sound like someone you know?
michaelwave- I wish you would perish.
ghoul as a cucumber- uh oh looks like someone ate the pasta i so lovingly cooked for youĀ
michaelwave- I don't even need to eat.
potassium adam- boss is standing up I gtg michael u pay attention 2 him
michaelwave- Why :(
potassium adam- ghoul donāt eat my dinner :ā(
ghoul as a cucumber- i would never eat your dinner <3
potassium adam- precedence says thatās a lie but Iāll believe u rn
potassium adam- ok bye
ghoul as a cucumber- soooo mikey ;) youre paying attention to me now?
michaelwave- Don't call me Mikey.
michaelwave- And Iād rather you die of loneliness.Ā
ghoul as a cucumber- eating your dinner isnt enough
ghoul as a cucumber- im going to eat your wings next time i see you
michaelwave- Thatās physically impossible.Ā
michaelwave- You can't even see my wings.
ghoul as a cucumber- youāre no funnn
ghoul as a cucumber- addaaammmm come baacckkk
michaelwave- Heās busy.
ghoul as a cucumber- youāre doing surprisingly well for not having all his attention on you right now
michaelwave- Iām not an incompetent.
michaelwave- I can handle allowing Adam to attend his meeting. Without complaining.Ā Ā
ghoul as a cucumber- bull
ghoul as a cucumber- was it not you who pitched such a fit when he was late for the date night you were in charge of that you kidnapped him from work and had to erase a bunch of peoples memories
michaelwave- I don't know what youāre talking about.Ā
ghoul as a cucumber- adam your pathetic baby is lying again
michaelwave- You already lied to him!
ghoul as a cucumber- i wouldnāt eat his dinner that iiii made!
ghoul as a cucumber- im not a monster
michaelwave- I beg to differ.
ghoul as a cucumber- i like it when you beg ;)
potassium adam- ok boss is looking at someone else now
potassium adam- could the 2 of you behave for 1 minute
michaelwave- I donāt think itās possible for Ghoul to behave ever.
ghoul as a cucumber- you know mikeyās real good at behaving ;)
michaelwave- I hate you.
michaelwave- And don't call me Mikey.Ā
michaelwave- You know I hate that.Ā
potassium adam- don't call him mikey itāll only provoke him
ghoul as a cucumber- stop siding with him :(
potassium adam- and michael don't call him a monster it's rude
ghoul as a cucumber- yeah !! B)
michaelwave- Adam, he ate you.
ghoul as a cucumber- heyy
ghoul as a cucumber- youāre the one who dragged him to hell
potassium adam- yes yes youāve both done terrible things 2 me
potassium adam- for how often u remind me of that itās almost like u want me to find someone else
michaelwave- Adam!Ā
ghoul as a cucumber- nooo
ghoul as a cucumber- youāre so sexy dont break up with me
ghoul as a cucumber- i really didnāt eat your dinner
potassium adam- Iām not breaking up w/ u smh
michaelwave- I can behave!
ghoul as a cucumber- yeah i already said that
potassium adam- u behave too
ghoul as a cucumber- i am sitting at home in front of two plates of very delicious pasta being very well behaved
michaelwave- Somehow, I doubt that.
ghoul as a cucumber- im even wearing the maid costume
potassium adam- whyy did u buy that
potassium adam- and why r u wearing it now
ghoul as a cucumber- i bought it because i thought michael would look nice in it
ghoul as a cucumber- ā,:)
ghoul as a cucumber- eyebrow lift
potassium adam- nice
ghoul as a cucumber- thanks
michaelwave- Ugh.
ghoul as a cucumber- anyway im wearing it because he wouldnt and SOMEONE has to
ghoul as a cucumber- it was just sitting there collecting dust
ghoul as a cucumber- like i am right now :(
michaelwave- UGH.
ghoul as a cucumber- plus im a homemaker arent i? so itās better for me anyway. i know i look better in it than michael would
michaelwave- Iāll kill you.
potassium adam- I bet u do ;)
ghoul as a cucumber- what happened to behaving
michaelwave- You rotten little creature.Ā
ghoul as a cucumber- whoa keep it in your pants buddy
michaelwave- That is NOT whatās appening here.Ā
ghoul as a cucumber- no need to play coy, we all know im your favorite ;)
potassium adam- hey :ā(
potassium adam- IāM supposed to be the favoriteĀ
michaelwave- Do you seriously think I could ever prefer that wretched thing over you?
ghoul as a cucumber- idk mikey our sexual tension is through the roof
michaelwave- Lies and slander.
michaelwave- And donāt call me Mikey!!
potassium adam- ghoul what did I just tell u abt that!
ghoul as a cucumber- ugh just do your meeting
ghoul as a cucumber- i will suffer all on my own :( </3
potassium adam- thank u. I think weāre wrapping up should be like half an hour
potassium adam- ok?
michaelwave- I will remain in Heaven until you are home
potassium adam- are u done?
michaelwave- As much as we can be for now.
potassium adam- then why not go home rn?
michaelwave- You want me to behave, yes?
potassium adam- ok yeah that's fairĀ
potassium adam- wait until Iām home
potassium adam- and please dont smite ghoul on sight
michaelwave- You ask so much of me.
ghoul as a cucumber- you smite me again i eat your wings i mean it
ghoul as a cucumber- fry em up
ghoul as a cucumber- crispy and golden brown
ghoul as a cucumber- finger lickin goodĀ
ghoul as a cucumber- just like adam ;P
michaelwave- That's IT.
ghoul as a cucumber- nooo it was just a jƶke ;(Ā
michaelwave- Your jokes make me sick.
ghoul as a cucumber- you make me sick
michaelwave- I am trying to behave.Ā
michaelwave- We can be civil for date night, yes?Ā
ghoul as a cucumber- just for the date part
ghoul as a cucumber- if you wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of me cooking up your wings just know you deserve it
michaelwave- I donāt sleep.
michaelwave- There is no way Iām not smiting you tonight.
ghoul as a cucumber- you can try allll u like
ghoul as a cucumber- but no smiting on date night :) thems the rules
michaelwave- No threatening to eat me on date night either.
ghoul as a cucumber- booo thats no fun
ghoul as a cucumber- youre supposed to be dessert
michaelwave- Iām not talking to you anymore.
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potassium adam- ok FINALLY the stupid meeting is over and I am otw home
michaelwave- Would you like an escort?Ā
potassium adam- if u wouldn't mind <3
ghoul as a cucumber- you never offer to fly ME anywhere
michaelwave- Iāll fly you to Purgatory anytime.Ā
ghoul as a cucumber- itās a date <3
ghoul as a cucumber- adam should i take off the maid costume
ghoul as a cucumber- is michael actually gonna smite me again
potassium adam- I won't let him
potassium adam- ā¦.Ā
potassium adam- keep it on.













